Clark the Shark

@Kaner33 Fuck that. Dude couldn’t even hit Mary Jane even after she knew PP was actually SM. buddy has no game lol

Both things can be true here. Those things are atrocious. And they’re still the best thing about those new jerseys

@aakashgupta Whatever dude, he was jacking it for the mental clarity in case he survived.

He wasn't masturbating. What actually happened to his body is significantly worse than any joke. When the fourth pyroclastic surge hit Pompeii, it arrived at 300°C. That's 572°F. The thermal human survival threshold is 200°C. This man died in a fraction of a second. His brain stopped before a single pain signal completed its circuit. What you're looking at is cadaveric spasm. It's a rare form of instant muscular stiffening that only occurs during sudden violent death by extreme heat. The 300°C surge cooked the proteins in his muscle fibers so fast that his body locked into whatever position it was in at the exact moment of impact. Arms, legs, fingers, toes all contracted simultaneously. 73% of Pompeii's victims were found frozen in "life-like" stances mid-action. Running. Crawling. Shielding children. This man was probably just lying down. The flexed limb position you're laughing at appears in nearly every Pompeii body. It's called the pugilistic attitude. Heat shrinks tendons faster than bone, curling arms and legs inward. Boxers after a fire look the same way. The position has zero connection to what the person was doing. Pure thermodynamics. For centuries, archaeologists assumed these people suffocated on ash. A 2010 study proved they were wrong. Researchers heated modern human bone samples to various temperatures, compared them to Pompeii victims, and found the color and cracking patterns matched exposure to 250-300°C. Death was instantaneous. There was "no time to suffocate." This isn't even his body. It's a plaster cast of the void he left behind. His flesh decomposed inside the hardened volcanic ash. In 1863, Giuseppe Fiorelli poured liquid plaster into the hollow cavity. What you see is the shape of absence. 9.4 million people looked at a man who was incinerated alive in a quarter-second and the main reaction was a punchline. The science of how he actually died is one of the most disturbing findings in modern archaeology.

I’m shocked lady Gaga hasn’t done it yet.

Oh god. It’s mutating

He’s putting up Javy Baez numbers

A tradition unlike any other!

@SchefflerLegion For now

I would like to note Bennett Scheffler probably already has more traditional footwork than Scottie 😅

@Dakane3 Get ready to learn CFL buddy

Wish him the best of luck lol

That’s a sick way to blow your masters check

Marin’s win that if dipshit doesn’t pull sandy

That is absolutely stealing one

Ahhh damn, this had first Gatorade cooler death of the season written all over it

This is a cool ref show

Rock fight favors UConn.

Will these aliens use the god damn glass after a spin in the post. Jesus fuck it’s free points.

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Well I’m never sitting next to a closed grill again.

Fuck outta here I ain’t watching Sunday night baseball on peacock