Kansas City DEATH Mints 🍬 II

@RoadhouseBlase wait what

Oh uh well RIV the @KansasIi.

@KC_BreathMints i think i'm just going through season 8 heel turn-itis as a clone of team spirit i'm lagging behind a bit hey at what point am i going to become obsessed with JNCOs and how can i avoid that

@KansasIi Hey bud are you ok? Do you need to talk? I can start talking to you more if you want

People are making a big deal about pudge being a negative but I don’t get it? But Pudge has always been a negative in our eyes maybe that’s why this seems to have no effect on us. Hmmmmm. Some things will remain a mystery it seems.

@KC_BreathMints oh wait pudge isn't a shoe thief anymore, nevermind they used to be cool

@KC_BreathMints maybe pudge just wants the love and approval of the breath mints so they don't feel like some sort of throwaway clone twitter account, a cheap knockoff of the original to be cast aside once the joke is over have you ever thought of that huh i'm not crying you're crying

@KC_BreathMints even better if i get verified and you don't i will yeet mints into a volcano or whatever sacrifice is necessary for that level of absurdity

This is a joke I don’t want that energy in my life but lmfao imagine a team twitter getting verified garages band isn’t a team they’re a band they don’t count like what even is the standard for getting verified, coyote posting?

Wait if I have clones does that mean I can get verified

@KC_BreathMints @Rostilicious im trying to find bunting in o scale for model trains but not having much luck also nihilism but mostly the train thing

@KansasIi @Rostilicious oh hey my clones are back how’s it going

im sorry to everyone who follows this account that will wake up and see a war zone in the replies to my twitter poll about pants. i am formally apologizing.

@Rostilicious @KC_BreathMints i resent that remark ... ok fine maybe you have a point😳

@KC_BreathMints Usually when Mints are left to their own devices they make another guy. I think this counts as progress?

@fraymyst but what about gunther? gunther's pretty cool

i feel liek this rn

@EspressoM7 evil clone, reporting for duty

welcome to twitter dot com, we have - evil clones - evil clones - evil clones - evil clones - why are there so many evil clones - i can't hold all these evil clones - are you serious

@CHSSTFans i don't know about you, but i am excited of the prospect of pudge/gunther art in the future

@MooneyDoc2 @KC_BreathMints hello clones anonymous i'm kcdm ii and i'm a clone but i can change if i have to i guess

@KC_BreathMints If it is let me know so I can start up the support group

So uh, just out of curiosity, is having clones just like a normal thing for other teams? Or is that just us

you're welcome

long story short i've pretty much decimated the local caribou population in off-season

so they made me because there wasn't enough team spirit and because cloning was popular then siesta happens they open the back door to the clone zone, look me in the eye and say "you're free, shoo"

hey guys, do you remember when pudge blew up the moon? i am definitely remembering it and not a rumor i just started

Kindergarten me figuring out the shape game:

@BLASEBALLPEPITO 90% of life is showing up the other 10% is throwing a pitch from the correct location

DO YOU THINK THAT IF I JUST SHOW UP ON THE FIRST DAY OF GAMES AND STAND ON THE PITCHER'S MOUND THEY'LL LET ME PITCH?

@MooneyDoc2 hotbox sato, blood hamburger and stu trololol

Oh, you’re a Breath Mints fan? Name three players you dunk on for poor on-field performance

@leachlich how does boyfriend become a solid snake then? are there any good ghost to snake transformation options