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"Give me seven lines from the most honest man alive, and in them I shall find something for which he shall hang." Never has something better described the United States Senate

@HLC_actual They were required, legally, to be non-profits until regan

I HAVE A QUESTION! So we pay health insurance to cover our medical bills and keep us alive and healthy. LEGALLY any publicly traded company is obligated to maximize profits and protect investors. (I learned this fact from the fat electrician he explained how the dodge brothers sued ford and sent that president in the early 1900s) Why are medical insurance companies allowed to issue stock?

@lesbianviolence @markiplier

Project Hail Mary is like Iron Lung but if Mark had Lixian with him

@AdfreeVT I mean, can you take excess home?

He legit got me a barrel, I’m going to die

@CrevettaVT Learning that you are allowed to cry in front of your partner was one of the hardest steps for me

It has occurred to me the reason why it’s difficult for me to express vulnerable emotions (crying) is because I’ve spent all of my life never having the safe space to do so because I always have to keep it together, never fail and take care of everyone around me.

@hunterlanier Your tools are grabbing it too aggressively. You either change your geometry to force the chips to break quickly, or you take your feeds down dramatically. If Cu or Al get fused to your tools, dissolve the stuck on stuff with Lye, it'll leave your carbide alone.

So I’ve got a question about machining copper How do I make it not do that

@sendcutsend @Superfast Wanna make it their problem?

thank gawd this isn't our problem

@CrevettaVT "Whoops! I accidentally agreed to take on half a million dollars in debt and agreed twenty times to meet this burden or suffer consequences! Oopsy poopsy!"

Bruh people saying this repeatedly in comments like I DIDN’T already know this as a whole ass adult that has read the contracts and have gone also through with it with the real estate attorney during closing for an hour and a half. 🤣

@v4bel @vxunderground We already have children for ongoing vulnerabilities

💥 Introducing "Dirty Frag" A universal Linux LPE chaining two vulns in xfrm-ESP and RxRPC. A successor class to Dirty Pipe & Copy Fail. No race, no panic on failure, fully deterministic. ~9 years latent. Ubuntu / RHEL / Fedora / openSUSE / CentOS / AlmaLinux, and more. Even if you've applied the "Copy Fail" mitigation, your Linux is still vulnerable to "Dirty Frag". Apply the Dirty Frag mitigation. Details: dirtyfrag.io

@DARUSSIANBADGER Of course you wore the buc-ee's tee in japan

consulted the giant yakuza crab for his wisdom and he told me to rack up gambling debt until the tozawa clan smashes my kneecaps with cinderblocks

@HLC_actual @A10TheHog @SGTWipper1Each I mean, the only reason the A-10 doesn't fall out of the sky is brute force, and that sounds like a Boeing project to me.

@A10TheHog @SGTWipper1Each Remember when deciding folks Northrop: great bombers Lockheed: great stealth and missiles Raytheon: great radars and c2 Choose wisely

If the A-10 was put back into production, what company should pick it up?

@CrevettaVT But it's such a cute voice

Me whenever someone points out hearing my voice for the first time: “Sorry for violating your eardrums. 🙂‍↕️”

@ViagraPussy This is called R&D. Stop apologizing.

Well fuck. LMFAO First my magnets were too weak and wouldn’t stay closed, now my magnets are WAY TOO strong and won’t open 😭 i’m ordering new middle ground magnets right now and paying for overnight delivery cause this is ridiculous 😭😭 I’m so sorry for another delay 😭

@kvwviiju Bet.

@PigLazer For about .5 seconds, maybe

Do you think I could get away with playing the song "Erika" for a bit without Youtube banning me?

@pcgamer @CodyHargreaves it just keeps getting better

EA now lets you pre-order battle passes in Battlefield 6 for exclusive rewards, because of course it does pcgamer.com/games/fps/ea-n…

@WarMonitor3 Universal basic income would encourage people to have families

Is there any government policy that can fix Europes birth crisis?

@kvwviiju You'd make a great dark link

the closest thing i have to offer is like four years ago i turned myself into a purple elf for a costume party but most of the pics i have are just me drunk in the back of the uber

@FrameworkPuter I can have an article written up two weeks after your samples arrive

Every time we engage with an influencer on X dot com, Dell sends them an XPS. Anyone want a free Dell XPS?

@4doorsmorepaws You have to stop powering it via serpentine belt. So you can either get a smaller belt and bypass it if it's on the main one, or disconnect it entirely if it's on its own belt.

quick question.. is there any way i can safely turn off the power steering without it affecting the rest of the car?

@BercianShrine @CodyHargreaves Found your next army

OH GOD