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@BenNollWeather Narrowsburg NY!

❄️ Catskills: snow! 🥳 🌧️ #HudsonValley: rain ☹️ For those lucky enough to be seeing snow this morning, send in your pictures & videos!

@RandySevy This could be a Seinfeld episode.

So I am at Walmart scanning and bagging my almost $300 worth of groceries while the employee "monitors" and then this happened. Her - why are you double bagging all of your groceries? Me - excuse me? Her - you are wasting our bags! Me - if you don't like the way I'm bagging the groceries, feel free to come on over here and bag them yourself. Her - that's not my job! Me - okay, then I will bag my groceries how I please if that's all right with you. Her - why are you using two bags?! Me - because the bags are weak and I don't want the handles to break or the bottoms to rip out. Her - well that's because you are putting too much stuff in the bag. If you took half of that stuff out and put it in a different bag then you wouldn't need to double bag. *10 seconds of me just staring at her. Me - so you want me to split these items in half and put half of them in a different bag so that I don't have to double bag. Her - exactly. Me - so I would still be using two bags to hold the same number of items. Her - no because you wouldn't be double bagging. *me pressing two fingers to my left eye in an attempt to make it stop twitching. Me - okay so here I have a jug of milk and a bottle of juice double bagged. If I take the milk out and remove the double bagging and just put the milk in the single bag and the juice in that single bag I'm still using two bags for these two items. Her- no because you are not double bagging them so it's not the same number of bags. *me looking around at about 10 other customers who at this point are enjoying the show. Me- is this like that Common Core math stuff I keep hearing about? Her- never mind you just don't get it. And with that, she went back to her little Podium so she could continue texting or playing games on her phone or whatever it was she was doing before she decided to come over and critique my bagging skills

@KJP I have been waiting for you to post Halloween stuff!! 🧡🖤 🎃 👻

How early is too early? 🎃🧡🍁

#GroundhogDay: It's official! Punxsutawney Phil did see his shadow, which means there will be six more weeks of winter.

We made it! Sun will set after 8:00 from today until August! ☀️🙌🏻🌅

You’re welcome @BenNollWeather! For the goodies, not the Sunday snow prediction! 😂

@JimCarrey #DrRobotnik #SonicMovie2

Good Evening, Bulldogs! The following is a special weather statement from our favorite weatherman @BenNollWeather and how the impending storm will impact #SullivanWest Special thx to @KaraParisi

#100thDayofSchool #sullivanwest 👨🏻‍🦳👵🏻

I'll be keeping an eye on temperatures overnight, but I'm generally not too worried about any issues on Thursday morning. One of my new school additions 👈Sul (Sullivan West), perched up in the Catskills, is worth watching but even there temperatures may hover above freezing.

I am pleased to announce that I have added Greenwood Lake, Spackenkill, Ellenville, and Sullivan West to my snow day predictions! 🎉 G🪵L = Greenwood Lake Spack = Spackenkill 👩ville = Ellenville 👈Sul = Sullivan West The addition of four schools is my biggest change in years!

@KaraParisi @SwesTech @char_schwartz @melmigcruz @HumCin @NatalieSauerSW @7_8art @bulldogdonovan @KhristineBachma @pj101782 @MirandaYoli1 @KrentzMichele @hauschilddawn @gmbrockner @WKraack @sandrosmom @JFOgozalek #sullivanwest

@BenNollWeather Sullivan West!

What #HudsonValley schools want to be added to my prediction list the most??? Reply to this tweet with the name of your school district - ONLY if you're not already on the list below. The 4 schools mentioned the most will be put into a poll for voting to be added to my list!

What are the odds? #twins @hauschilddawn

Reading My Side of the Mountain by the fire with the 5th grade! 🔥

I’m going to miss her so much, but I know she will do well in Middle School! It was a beautiful celebration today @SullivanWestES #sullivanwest

Denim day for these cuties! 💙🤍

Snow day! ❄️ ☃️

@BenNollWeather Do teachers get snow days in NZ? (asking for a friend! 🤥)

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@Murray7K @DanParisi7 @SWCSDSuper @KMBressler @sullivanwesths @Liberty_AS_NY @HumCin @char_schwartz Best response.

@DanParisi7 @SWCSDSuper @KMBressler @sullivanwesths @Liberty_AS_NY @HumCin @char_schwartz

Reflecting back on 2020, what song title would best describe your take on this past year? I’m thinking Crazy Train by Ozzie.#songtitlefor2020 @SWCSDSuper @KMBressler @sullivanwesths @Liberty_AS_NY @HumCin @char_schwartz