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Marry a man who remembers to air dry your lululemon leggings

@BeeMelie I told you!!

Update : our asshole cat Lucy ate the baby bird. Yea we’re all mad at her.

Found a baby bird outside.

@BeeMelie What will you do with it

@aleeingrid But did you get a cart or a basket

I walked into target to kill time … I walked out with $100 worth of things I don’t need

Joey's 🐞🐞🐞

@BonitaSaritaa When you go, get the genie pass. 100% worth the $$!!

@KardiRodriguez No but I want to plan a trip soon. I need those ears first. 💚

I seen someone go to Disneyland with Grogu ears. Ima need those, please & thank you 🥹

@nessitabonita Ugh, it's stressful! It's like you know the stress doesn't help your milk supply but it's impossible to not stress about your milk supply.

@nessitabonita Have you ever heard of milky mama treats?

@BonitaSaritaa I was literally like 🫢 the entire time she was trying to cut it lol

@KardiRodriguez Wow that is sad

Kendall Jenner has never cut a cucumber in her life. #Kardashians

#battlebots finale should've been Minotaur vs. Hydra, just saying.

@heidikinnns Lol I like sober Heidi!

no one likes sober heidi lmao i hate it here… nobody wanna do wholesome activities w me

@heidikinnns Literally going to DM, like are you okay? I haven't heard from you in 24hrs

just slept for 28hrs , my bed >>>>>

@octorii Gilmore girls, gossip girl, psych, house, breaking bad, SOA

TV series really suck these days. Just finished re-watching nip tuck & now starting prison break. Does anyone have good recommendations for shows in 2010 and under? Lol

@BonitaSaritaa Went to target face naked and then I walked into someone burp 🤢

Lol ya girl was face naked at Whole Foods today. Felt GREAT!

My sister is in Disneyland and found a teddy bear on the ground with a note 😭❤️ #HappyBirthdayCarson

@xomamaaduveee Nate has an older bro

Just realized Nate was the baby lmao

Really have to teach Joey Spanish. He can't have a name like Jose Antonio Rodriguez with out knowing Spanish....

@BonitaSaritaa "The quarantine giraffe" Author: S. Sarmiento Illustration: K. Rodriguez

@KardiRodriguez Just need your cool drawing skills to make a book. Lol

14days, 5days, 6ft, 2mask. Don’t forget your cloth mask either. 1 shot, 2 shot, booster shot, or door. I just don’t get it anymore. Dr. Seuss hire me already.