Karl Greenfield

#FlyTheW The @Cubs are #WorldSeries Champions!

@therealburns3 Today

When do we begin the MVP chants for Nico

25-30mph gust blowing out!!! Red Bill giveaway for every Cubs HR? Yup!!!!! Retweet and follow @obvious_shirts to enter. #Cubs

@RobertONeill31 They drive a Jeep Wrangler. They’ve decided being a douche is their identity.

jesus. pick a struggle.

@castrovince That’s incredible

With the right amount of online-ness, you can appreciate that this tweet is one of the greats.

Fixed it. #CubForLife @obvious_shirts

@samnulton Yet somehow KAT and Brunson were still in the game.

@KarlGreenfield Glad the freshmen will get some playing time.

Oh my, I just turned the Knicks game on to check the score. What happened?

Worst records in MLB right now: 28. Phillies (11-19) 29. Astros (11-20) 30. Mets (10-21)

I really need Seiya to be a Cub for life. Kindly retweet if you agree. #Seiya

School Shooting: There’s nothing we can do about this. Don’t politicize these tragedies. Political Shooting: We need a $400 million bunker built immediately and you hate America if you don’t agree.

New Bears twitter accounts @DillonThieneman @logan_jones75 @OlsenRoush @ftfzayy_ @Returnof7 @8Keyshaun @JordanvandenB12 @jarenkump68 @kelly_omari @barnett_72 @millermoss7 @keziomume @ColemanBennett_ @SkylerThomas03 @hayden_large @beaugardner415 @JaydenLoving1 @squirrelwhite3 @big_murf77 Let’s show them some love #bears nation!!!! - cream

@MVP05Guy I almost got hit by his bat at Wrigley when he lost a grip on it in 2005. Landed in the lap of the guy in front of me.

Spotted Austin Kearns jersey at reds game- real ones know he was a minor anchor in the Mvp05 Reds OF

#Cubs go-ahead home runs in the 9th inning or later at Dodger Stadium: Tonight Dansby Swanson (9th) 6/15/19 Anthony Rizzo (9th) 8/26/16 Kris Bryant (10th) 5/21/95 Sammy Sosa (13th) 5/14/78 Dave Kingman (15th) @watchmarquee

This is incredible.

@SlangsOnSports WHEEEEEEEE!!!

Now would be a good time to play a good old fashioned game of fuck the closer.

@SamOlbur Frustrating for both my Cubs fandom and my fantasy team. Cost me an RBI

Mo Ballesteros is incredible man. So frustrating that wasn't a run

NICO HOERNER YOU MAGNIFICENT MAN

@MiLB @Rockies @FresnoGrizzlies Excellent MVP Baseball 2005 reference. @MVP05Guy

Hey, who put a bus beyond the right-field fence? 🚌 Doesn't matter, Ethan Holliday (@Rockies) is clearing it for the @FresnoGrizzlies! (Missed out on some valuable points if this was MVP Baseball 2005, though)