karl hess

"your new favorite show" -@RollingStone

@joeyneverjoe @tronsgender great news, thank you

@karlhess @tronsgender It appears to be out

!!! Elysian Park is now on fire.

@joeyneverjoe @tronsgender how’s it looking?

@tronsgender 110 FWY and Riverside Dr.

@joeyneverjoe northeast part of the park? is that the 110 on the right in this shot?

dude i watched 9/11 happen live on a television someone wheeled into my science class strapped to a cart

people aren’t sad that the sunset arby’s is closing bc they ate there all the time, they didn’t, but bc that illuminated giant hat served as a garish dreamcatcher of sorts, a totemic monolith that bespoke abundance and continuity amid a roaring void that has claimed so much

Listen, if you want to have the Wednesday of your dreams, come to Buzzkill at @BuzzmillCoffee tonight at 9pm for a hilarious free comedy show starring @LeoGarciaComedy, @FionaCauley, @karlhess, @gregbarris, Chris Oliver, & more! I promise you’ll crack up or your money back😘🐝

AUSTIN, TX me and @karlhess are rolling in next weekend @ The VELVEETA ROOM air.tl/xWE86iMa

a string arrangement that isn't lush? no fucking thanks

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@randyliedtke i’m saying!

@karlhess That changes everythingggg

guisados is doing breakfast burritos now. we truly live in an age of wonders

@JoshAdamMeyers all-timer

One of my favorite movies ever and this is when Arnold was still learning how to act

@StewieStewart just had two. not soggy. very good!

@karlhess Are they soggy?

Thanks to @karlhess @ThrillistLA @Thrillist for joining Lowelifes for a weekend of camping, volunteer trail work, tacos and fun in the @Angeles_NF! thrillist.com/lifestyle/los-…

@Sprintracer4 @voxdotcom @Thrillist it is, in fact. you should read the article!

@voxdotcom @Thrillist Must not be happening on forest service Land. Government would arrest you.

The Lowelifes Respectable Citizens' Club is all about backcountry trails. (via @Thrillist) trib.al/ftaU339

Very fun story by @karlhess up @Thrillist today. Check it out if you’re into: trail restoration, camping, single track shredding, handmade tortillas, chainsaws, and pie in Angeles National Forest.

cars kill 20,000 people a year and no one really cares, i think the airline industry saw that and was like “we could prob start cutting a few corners”

@BryanCooking fuck, i got selected. shoulda had four

@karlhess Been there/done that/was immediately cut from selection after

jury duty is a drag but it’s a good excuse to have two lunch beers at grand central market

@karlhess i had jury duty today too also went to grand central market