Karlie

Rare corgo fish spotted in local fountain. Nature is healing. We are the problem.

waiter: and how do you like your mimosas? me: winnie the pooh waiter: me: you know... [looks at camera] bottomless ;) waiter: [spits in my face]

I get MARRIED this year!!

The Dogs of 2020

Very excited to get my fur babies tonight 🥺

dads as soon as they step in home depot

From all The True Gentlemen across the realm, Happy Holidays!

@SirYacht @ConWaxx @Sperry014 something looks familiar

these are funnier than the kids LMAOOOOOOOO

Im apparently 55 years old? Idk how else to explain that I got to a home decor store early and sat in the front parking row with all the other Karen’s and watched the employee unlock the doors

I just ate approx 3 XL servings of my favorite spicy sausage pasta as I can hear Casey running on the treadmill downstairs And they were roommates

Ben on the bachelorette said, or didn’t say? So many relatable things and I really hope more people use his story to understand these types of anxieties

~motivational monday~

@GalacticLaur Ok im obsessed

Insta saw it first

@_perryallie Can you imagine what they say now after you’ve become even more of a heckin smokeshow?? 👀

@MiriamFederman But you deserve happiness

Black friday 1 karlie -$435

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happy 12 year anniversary to twilight