Kasey Famous

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Kasey Famous

@KaseyFamous

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Kansas City, MO Katılım Mart 2011

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Kasey Famous@KaseyFamous·1 Eki

If you own a sword you have to bring it out and let people hold it. It makes everyone around you so happy. Everyone reacts to holding it so different. Some people swing it, plenty timidly ask for pictures. Its also so good for the sword's mental health to socialize💕

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Kasey Famous@KaseyFamous·8h

The way Jeff Foxworthy waxes poetic about joke structure theres no way he fucks with kill tony Jeff speak out defend the craft

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Kasey Famous@KaseyFamous·10h

I've been accused of fetishizing fictional worm people I am listening I am learning

Dreadlocked Buddha@PharoahAshseti

@KaseyFamous ...isnt saying its erotica because of the societal taboo just fetishization?

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Kasey Famous@KaseyFamous·1d

non fans really can't understand how erotic this is The worms inside them used to be married!!!! Which is illegal on worm planet!!!

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Kasey Famous@KaseyFamous·3d

Not new to this shit I'm true to this shit

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Kasey Famous@KaseyFamous·3d

@SpaceshipAddict Do you have any tips for keeping dust off of everything? Products you like ect

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I Love Spaceships@SpaceshipAddict·3d

Tada! Excuse my messy spaceship room. I am going to get it cleaned up this weekend and take better pics.

Antje Strauch@dieastra

@SpaceshipAddict Now I'm curious!

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Kasey Famous@KaseyFamous·4d

I saw a lady at my local comicon in harry potter merch and her boyfriend was fully dressed up as Dobby and it was very obvious to me that it was a sexual humiliation ritual that he was not into

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Kasey Famous@KaseyFamous·4d

@sbodrojan noble savage view of stoners

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helmet girl@sbodrojan·4d

my whole thing is I think these are the happiest people in America

Koalapuffslive@koalapuffslive

Celebrating the weekend with a nose dab 👃🏼🍯

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Kasey Famous@KaseyFamous·6d

I've orgasmed just from eating someone's pussy. The mind is a beautiful thing

Evie Lupine 💜🖤🤍@EvieLupine

people don't know women can cum from anal, do they? 😭

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Kasey Famous@KaseyFamous·6d

Nowadays they got leggings that look like they're being held up by ur butthole itself

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Kasey Famous@KaseyFamous·25 Mar

@AaronIsaacs69 @winterm00n_ why is she annoying

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Aaron Isaacs@AaronIsaacs69·25 Mar

@winterm00n_ She's so fucking annoying

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NiGHTMARECAST 🇵🇸 🏁 {LP 💔}@winterm00n_·25 Mar

Yeah she let stavros put his 2 incher in there

celeb baddiez@celebaddiez

Rachel Sennott is absolutely insane….

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Kasey Famous@KaseyFamous·25 Mar

I am wearing pigtails because I saw a hot picture of Nancy Botwin from Weeds looking MILFy and NOT because Les Wexner mindfucked my entire generation at the mall He did but thats not why I am wearing pigtails today specfically

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Kasey Famous@KaseyFamous·25 Mar

nerd Velvet Goldmine where Christian Bale gets kicked out of home for jerking it to Spirk slash zines instead of a glamrock album cover

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Kasey Famous@KaseyFamous·22 Mar

Bricked up psychos anytime woman does a great job acting scared: God I hope she wasn't acting

I'm Batman@BatmanTweetzz

you can literally see her looking at Nolan, waiting for him to say cut.... 💀🙌🏻

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Kasey Famous@KaseyFamous·21 Mar

My sisters dog doesn't ask to go outside he just looks at you like this

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Kasey Famous@KaseyFamous·21 Mar

Jonathan Frakes is hitting the "suck a dick or cut this shit out" Gianmarco pose here

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Kasey Famous@KaseyFamous·21 Mar

Men will get in their car and drive to an open mic just to tell a series of street jokes older than time itself to absolutely no reaction. They will do that multiple times a week for years.

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Kasey Famous@KaseyFamous·21 Mar

Putting my nastiest shits in a coffin and burying them in my yard to "protect America's water systems"

HuffPost@HuffPost

The bill would make it illegal to flush abortion or miscarriage remains down a toilet "to protect both human dignity and America’s water systems." huffpost.com/entry/republic…

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Kasey Famous@KaseyFamous·19 Mar

The happiest people i know in real life are a lebian polycule and 2 of them have been together for over a decade, I think the shortest relationship among them is over 3 years. They're all hot. Nobody cares what you "buy" jessica

Jessica Green 💚@JessicaTheGreen

Don't hate me for this but, I don't buy "poly" relationships. I think its just uglies grouping up for survival.

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Kasey Famous@KaseyFamous·19 Mar

I hate this take. Call it unethical. It probably is. Fine. But satire from the brain rot era is gonna be brain rot-y. I think its willfully insane to say this is not a critique. I think you're being uncharitable to be interesting on the internet.

Josephine (👻)@JosephineDocma

Oomf said that by the time Conner O'Malley released Pipe Rock Theory he was no longer making projects that critique the culture it depicted as much as specifically designed to feed on its worst aspects. After watching his latest, yeah, this is no longer different from brainrot.

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