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@Eng_china5 Knowing Kenyans, she’s probably drunk

A Kenyan woman, supported by her fellow citizens, bravely refuses to yield the way to a government vehicle that is trying to bypass heavy traffic with the prestige of the government.

@BBCAfrica They should call it a “Zambia Fugu day”. 🙂‍↔️

Ghana has designated every Wednesday as a day to wear the country's traditional outfit, the fugu, days after it sparked an online debate. President John Dramani Mahama wore it during a state visit to Zambia, where some mockingly called it a "blouse,". bbc.in/3ZwY7z7

@FreathDroppa @briansimasiku

@briansimasiku How is he endangering lives?

Found this guy flexing on FB, endangering lives for clout. Just a reminder to y’all that as you venture out into the roads you are driving among morons. Stay alert ⚠️

@BuyoyaJonah But Jonah wasn’t a King

I’m turning 29 next Saturday. I’m kindly asking for someone to post, “In this month, a King (Jonah💀) was born” mailo nkomfweko special.🙏🏿

@chisangaklein 📥📨?? 😭

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@fermiscat077 @kovaboy So technically you’re saying Illegal mining is ok since the average Zambian can not afford to do it the legal way?

No I hear you… You’re not wrong.. But remember, for the average Zambian a small scale mining license is not affordable… They may get an artisanal mining license, but that comes with too many limitations to even make much sense… So by design, the system will favour the rich.. I.e , foreigners

If you’re soft with illegal miners, you’ll end up having rebels in your country.

@Lawrence_LH7 Women are strong. It’s not easy the kinda what seems to be seamless work they put in.

For the past two weeks I’ve been 100% on school run duty: morning preps, drop offs, pick-ups, homework supervision… eish. Big respect to all the mothers out there, this is NOT an easy job🫣👏👏

@fermiscat077 @kovaboy This is the problem we Zambians have, we clearly don’t understand policies and wish not to only thinking that because I’m Zambian I can do whatever I want. Countries are governed by rules and regulations, locals don’t wanna follow that

@kovaboy Fair.. but this always feels to me like we are protecting the resources from locals for foreigners

@esegbona_luis Boldly shaming her listeners rather streamers of her music, millionaires never raised her up to millionaireship. Stop listening to these ho3s music… nahh, they won’t stop

🚨 Breaking News 😳😳😳 “I can’t date a man who can’t spend $1 MILLION on me. I’m too rich and beautiful.” — Tyla According to Tyla, love without money is noise. She made it clear that she’s not interested in broke love, saying if a man truly loves her, spending $1 million shouldn’t even come with complaints. She added that she can already spend that amount on herself without blinking — so any man stepping into her life should be ready to do double, including buying expensive Chanels without stress. “My love is directly proportional to money,” she said — and she’s not sorry about it. Africa’s most beautiful girl has officially set her standards, and it’s clear she’s aiming strictly for billionaire love only.

@Tilda_09 There’s always a better person waiting for you on the other side. Good luck 🍀

The fear of starting all over at 27 🥺🍂

@KeruboSk This must be a joke lol

Anonymous confession: I'm a married man in my mid-30s, and if I'm being honest, my ego is bruised. Before we got married, my wife already had a thriving business. I admired her drive - that's what drew me to her. But marriage has changed how it feels. She earns far more than I do, and it's messing with my head. I suggested she put the business in my name so I could lead it as the husband while she supports. She shut it down immediately, saying she can't hand over what she's spent years building. Now I feel disrespected, and I'm starting to question whether she truly values me or this marriage.

@Thebiglade Around the world and back

With your bank balance right now, Where can you travel??

@MathewMwela @BuyoyaJonah A king/Queen 🤷🏾‍♂️

@BuyoyaJonah What do you expect from a crown ?

I just can't be at peace knowing that the President of the U.S is sharing private messages out here in the public. I bet all global leaders who have ever sent him a text are shaking in their boots😂😭

@rukky_nate I’m throwing it in the stock market and crypto

You’re given $2m. You have 20 minutes to spend it. You can’t spend it on cars, airplanes, yacht or a house. You can’t spend it on golds or diamonds either. What will you buy?

@ade_babyyyyyy I wanna go live in Jamaica 😭😭

if you think you've seen it all, you clearly haven't been to Jamaica. these people are wìld. wait for it 💀😭

@Musenge100k @briansimasiku What’s still the same?

@briansimasiku I see no change still the same thing

“Aluni Bridge on Kanchibiya River — Before and After; Things worth appreciating 🇿🇲🤝✍🏾” ©️Luckson Mvula

@briansimasiku People, especially those in technical fields don’t realize that their business is solely dependent on their honesty. And right now you definitely don’t trust them anymore and that’s a client lost. Worse of, you can never recommend them to anyone. And that’s how they lose in bness

My tenant called to complain that water wasn’t getting into the cistern in her master bedroom. I quickly called my usual plumber, who later told me the problem was serious and sent a quotation for K6,000, including K1,000 for labor. He claimed he would need to dig up and replace a stretch of piping. Something didn’t feel right, so I decided to check myself. When I looked at the flexible pipes and tap, I asked him to remove the one that radiates into the cistern, and that’s when we realized the swivel had accidentally been left in the off position. I turned it back on, and water started flowing normally again. I offered to reimburse him for his transport, but he complained that I should have paid him at least half of his earlier quote. I told him instead that he should be paying me for making me drive out for such a simple problem. What frustrates me most is that this is the same plumber I’ve used in most cases. Now I can’t help but wonder how much I’ve lost over time due to his dishonesty. He probably thought I wasn’t around. The frustrating thing about Lusaka is how some people try to profit from nothing. Ndola is different, folks there may be hard up on cash, but they value earning it honestly; at least the ones I deal with.

@ChibweLumpa Soft life is calling (Ise!) by xploitcomedy

What song are you listening to? I need a new playlist 🎶

@The_Browniee @AfricaFirsts Dependent syndrome detected

@AfricaFirsts How will people get fuel if they run out? Or charge thier cars when battery runs out

Africa's longest road project, the 56,683 km-long Trans African Highway, will pass through South Africa 🇿🇦, Sudan 🇸🇩, Cameroon 🇨🇲, Tanzania 🇹🇿, Mozambique 🇲🇿, Uganda 🇺🇬, Algeria 🇩🇿, Nigeria 🇳🇬, Zambia 🇿🇲, Djibouti 🇩🇯, Angola 🇦🇴, Kenya 🇰🇪, and more.

@Daliso_Ft @MHopeMK Hmmm ???

@KashThaNificent @MHopeMK The fathers instrument had no power in this matter unfortunately for him 😒😝

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