Katherine Stonehouse

Happy midlife crisis birthday to me.

@biglunty Selhurst Park?

starting a new series called “life threatening gantries i have to climb up with two giant camera bags”

It’s beginning to smell a lot like Christmas. (That’ll be the burnt fallen marmalade on tin foil, not the cloves.)

Merry Grinch-mas @waitrose

Football at Christmas. Sweet. #SAFCNUFC

Beige.

Taken my original Carry On Camping poster out of the frame. Can anyone hazard a guess as to what ‘Mars Under The Stars’ is in reference to? Google says there was a movie theatre in Springfield, Georgia called Mars but that closed before the film was released. I’m most curious

What sort of person, besides one utterly deranged and not of sound mind, would do this to a Jacket Potato he only wanted half of? (Currently checking for other signs that I don’t live with Harry - Resident Alien).

@Guymowbray Doesn’t it just. Perfectly put. Just beautiful, all round, a beautiful day. X

Having been there for the best years of my life, I can tell you that there is no other city in the country that is ‘as one’ with its football club. This has enormous ramifications for the whole city and all of Wearside - it means everything. It’s beautiful. #safc

When a tourist asks, “did you guys win something?” “No, not yet, we play tomorrow.” “OH!” #tiltheend #SAFC

Enjoyable day yesterday at the @waitrose Cookery School Kings Cross. Got a great class in before it sadly closes. Chef Rory and team were outstanding. So too was the menu! I KNOW!! 👇🏻

On this day 5 years ago. And now. My greatest allotment achievement. 😎

Nothing spoils a beautiful Chiswick sunset moment like looking at the full-time Sunderland score. #FACup #safc

Homeward bound.

Glad I got a new super warm hat for Christmas . 🥶

There’s always something extra special about matches over Christmas and NY. Catching up with treasured friends and family, with a little dusting of some Richard Curtis style snow and three MASSIVE points. A ‘Happy New Year’ indeed! #SAFC

Worth the 6 hour journey.

Moody clouds over The Den. Moody me after watching a 93rd minute equaliser. Still, top of the league by a whisker, so, every moody cloud…. #safc

Nailed it! It’s why Sundays were invented (and why I grow horseradish).

Mr. Whippy is going to have to up his game. This ice-cream is a game-changer. 😋

The foil lid from my milk bottle has sent me down a sensory memory wormhole back to pre-school mornings circa 1985. Joyous.