Katrina

@hicasamadim 3!

sadece dikkat seviyesi yüksek olanlar yapabilecek! ilk kaç numaralı kap dolar?

@Raye15612818 @sneminaj I’m with you, find them terrible

@sneminaj Culottes

Men, please name some clothing items you CANNOT STAND to see on women. Like gives you the instant ick. I’m tryna build a man repellent wardrobe.

@NoFilterSkin Paris, Rome, Amsterdam

Unpopular opinion: not every travel destination is worth the hype 👀 Name a place you traveled to that you didn’t enjoy and tell us why… be honest.

Katrina, a partially proud Canadian, was leaving Sunday brunch when she spotted what she describes as “a fully airborne, beautiful penis”, drifting directly over the parking lot of First Baptist Church as the noon service let out. Instead of looking away, Katrina dropped to one knee, placed a hand over her heart, and yelled GO, BROTHER. RISE.” loud enough that everyone heard it from far away. Then an old lady told her she was “going to hell,” Katrina allegedly replied: “If God didn’t want it flying, He wouldn’t have given it wings today. The clip has 22 million views. Half the internet is supporting her reaction. The other half is calling their congressman. What would you do?

Seeing the same stupid stories meant to create reaction all over my feed. The story with the server or a reclined seat on the plane are getting way too old. So I decided to create my own.

@Ravenismeee I’m wondering what you make of a penis…

When life gives you lemon, you make lemonade, so when life gives you pepper what do you make??

@priest_099 It stands for “Katrina”

can I ask a dumb question… what’s the K for “thousand” stand for

@priest_099 Stands for “Katrina”

@azdads Yeah just like everyone else. I disagree with the 50k part, as 5% is super low, though.

@KatTheSat I don’t believe so. Not saying all but a fair amount will blow it on designer things and fancy cars. Even if invested properly it would only bring 50k per year

If god gave a million dollars to each companion here (or anywhere), do you think the companion thing would be over?

@RamonaRyderNY Me? I can.

@KatTheSat You can’t retire on a million. This post is a joke.

@firedforliberty Just pray, and it will happen

@KatTheSat No, some do it for the enjoyment of it! They would just charge more! Now, if God gave every companion seeker a million $, we would all be really happy! ; )

@amaresiren It’s always been some mixture of freedom/rebellion/excitement for me.

@KatTheSat Id still do for fun...it'll always be a turn on getting that envelope 😂

@amaresiren It is! Or the hotels, knocking on the door…

@Angieinchicago 😂

@KatTheSat Are you even a companion because this is the stupidest question I have ever heard on Twitter. Why would God give $1 mil to each companion instead of the poor?

@PeteGadfly This account is public, not sure what you mean

@KatTheSat Please share the replies you receive with me Kat. 💕

Biking in pouring rain is fun.

I need Thai food.

I woke up thinking that life is great and the future is fun. (And no, not posting this for approval).

@juanwhoknows1 I’m going to post it right here! Together with the driving lisence, of course!

@KatTheSat What is the address that you need these tasks done? 😎

I’ll go down on whoever can do and fold all my laundry… And vacuum cleaning!