Kate Cornell

The Independent says men are reading to get laid. It counts.

@emollick If you told me this was Bridgerton, I wouldn't be able to argue against you.

My most popular Sora video was “an Elaborate regency romance where everyone is wearing a live duck for a hat (each duck is also wearing a hat), a llama plays a flute, prestige drama” I am not sure why OpenAI has decided their compute has more valuable uses. Really a mystery.

@TRIGGERHAPPYV1 He's right.

NEW: Man completely loses his mind after a food delivery robot asked him to press the cross walk button for it

@hulkintosh @titMcGrit2 I hope it flops.

@hulkintosh @titMcGrit2

Noooooooooooooooooooooo

@titMcGrit2 We need this as much as we need a Stephen Colbert sequel to Lord of the Rings. That is, we don't need it at all.

@maziehirono Then make it illegal.

So he's allowed to vote by mail, but when you do it, it's cheating... Got it. What a hypocrite, liar, and a fraud.

@fandompulse No.

Stephen Colbert is writing a new The Lord of the Rings movie titled The Lord of the Rings: Shadow of the Past. The film takes place 14 years after the passing of Frodo and follows Sam, Merry, & Pippin as they retrace their adventure. At the same time Sam's daughter Elanor discovered a long-buried secret and is determined to uncover why the War of the Ring was very nearly lost before it even began. Is this a good idea?

@AGEllison You should be investigating the rampant fraud in your state, but sure.

BREAKING: I'm suing the federal government for access to evidence in the shootings of Renee Good, Alex Pretti, and Julio Sosa-Celis. It's astonishing this lawsuit is even necessary, but in Minnesota, nobody is above the law.

Fuck no

@RockyAtotheK It’s Creepypasta before the Internet.

Mel's hole. Where did it go? What was it? 🤔🤔🤔🤨🙄

@IGN Do not want.

Stephen Colbert is writing a New Lord of the Rings Film: The Lord of the Rings: Shadow of the Past. bit.ly/47PumxW

@Variety I really wish we would stop doing this.

NEW 'LORD OF THE RINGS' MOVIE Stephen Colbert is co-writing "The Lord of the Rings: Shadow of the Past" (working title), which will go into production after "The Hunt for Gollum." The synopsis: "Fourteen years after the passing of Frodo - Sam, Merry, and Pippin set out to retrace the first steps of their adventure. Meanwhile, Sam’s daughter, Elanor, has discovered a long-buried secret and is determined to uncover why the War of the Ring was very nearly lost before it even began." Colbert is co-writing the script with his son, Peter McGee, and franchise veteran Philippa Boyens. variety.com/2026/film/news…

@GrahamRHicks If you don’t talk to yourself, you’re really missing out.

Me, watching Instagram: I need a waffle maker. That voice in the back of my head: Another one? Me: What do you mean 'another one?' That voice in the back of my head: We have a waffle maker. Me: ... That voice: ... Me: Oh, yeah. That voice: There it is.

@ClownWorld And so it begins...

We really lost the plot as a society. Even the squirrels are vaping now.

@uncledoomer The brrrt is strong with this one.

the anti-war leaving my body when i get to watch a warthog used in anger

@jondelarroz It's obviously Spider-Man.

Confirmed: The Bugle Daily, one of the best meme accounts on this website got suspended! What's going on on here?

Writers! Reviewers! Readers! There is a difference between a trope and a cliche. A trope is a familiar story element or device. A cliche is an overused phrase or idea that has lost originality. All books are full of tropes; not all books are full of cliches.

@DiscussingFilm To be replaced by another, no doubt.

OpenAI is shutting down its AI video slop-making platform Sora.