Kate Fox

Prince Harry and Meghan are gifted a 20-room house from the Queen. Last thing my nan gave me was a lecture.

The most realistic part of Home Alone is at the end when the dad says, “Honey, what is this?” holding a gold tooth, asking the mum, from another room, who has only just gotten home herself, like she’s supposed to miraculously know.

Black Friday is a great day to spend 10 hours unsubscribing from every retailer mailing list you forgot you ever signed up for.

Kurt is just Timm after a haircut, don’t @ me. #TheBacheloretteAU

@CatGretel She certainly means business!

@KateFoxy 😂😂😂 she scares me

Susan will be having stern words with Noel when they get home. #TheBachelorAU

@SophieDon_ We can during Bachelorette now!

Just what the Sydney Symphony Orchestra members aspired to when practicing 19 hours per day for 25 years. #TheBachelorAU

Imagine winning #TheBachelorAU then finding out Jimmy’s favourite show is The Big Bang Theory.

Read my face right now watching #TheBachelorAU

Everyone: I’m pregnant. Everyone else: I’m engaged! Me: My dog was on TV last night.

I have such second-hand embarrassment watching whatever the fuck this is on #TheBachelorAU.

My spirit animal would be a fucking raccoon at this point. #TheBachelorAU

Me aged 26: Girl climbing the tree. Me aged 36: Producer yelling at the girl to stop climbing the tree. #TheBachelorAU

the THEME is spirit animals?!?!?! tell me white people run your show without telling me white people run your show #TheBachelorAU

@JennaGuillaume Bearded chickens though …

@cheekyAlf @oshergunsberg Kate does. It was clearly a joke as she’s fine.

@oshergunsberg Kate needs to watch Bondi Rescue

Inhaling seawater is actually really dangerous. #TheBachelorAU

@oshergunsberg It’s just way more dramatic when you say it 😂

@Sim_oneL Was a joke, she was clearly fine afterwards!

@KateFoxy Copious amount of water swallowed can be inhaled into the lungs and cause secondhand drowning. It's a thing.

#TheBachelorAU need to reevaluate what they class as a “medical emergency”.

Forget body image issues, I have teeth whitening issues. #TheBachelorAU