Kate Kearney

@BronyW Gotta love the strategic placing of this ad!

It’s been 2 hours and I’m still unable to update my Mac software to macOS Sequoia 15.1.1 😩 There are signs that 2024 is DONE!

@Jenty I don’t blame you! Good for you

I did it. I removed wedding photography from my website completely. I've decided it's time to stop... from now on (apart from the weddings I've quoted for already) I'll be only doing family, individual and event photography.

@Tamara0h This is adorable! I gave my parents ouma rusks and grandpa headache tablets.

Throwback to when I announced our pregnancy to my mom in February. I had "granny panties" printed in rainbow foil on some Woolies underwear. When she unwrapped them, she looked at me, confused. I said, "You'll need them in September... when you become a granny." That was fun 😆

@daverade The worst

@KateKearney I got the same today (not Telkom). I despise it.

I haven’t tweeted in ages but this deserves a rent. Call centre agents (looking at you, Telkom) when I politely decline your offer and am courteous while holding the line, please don’t just hang up. It’s rude.

@TamiMagnin Yes!! These same guys have now called me 3 days in a row

Also, when I ask to be removed from your list, please don't say you'll "try" or argue with me.

@BwanaChris @_B___S Hahaha this is so him

@_B___S @KateKearney why is Pixel at daycare?

This is Ruby. She likes to pet the other dogs at daycare.

@Tamara0h He is perfection! Massive congratulations 😍💙

Please meet Baby Oh, my beautiful son who was born this morning weighing 2.99kg and at 47cm. We are besotted 💛

We have waited 17 months to move. And now we are basically camping in the new house. Not complaining. It kings excited for a working shower and all those other fun things 😬

@BwanaChris He’s at my parents plot and is living the dream

@KateKearney Pixel must be going bananas

After 17 months of waiting we are finally moving to our new house. Except the new house hasn’t been connected to power yet. It’s a day filled with chaos, nerves, excitement stress and then some. Send wine and Eskom vibes 🙏🏻

@GrantWebster_SA Oh jeez. That and wine is vital.

@KateKearney …and a robotic vacuum cleaner.

@EveVDM It’s been disconnected for 7 years 😂

@KateKearney How did you notice there is no electricity?

@MegPascoe @OneDayOnlycoza I can imagine

A short story about why I’m going to heaven: Got home to a delivery of a ROBOTIC VACUUM cleaner from @OneDayOnlycoza - was so excited I nearly weed my panties. Assumed hubby had bought for me. He hadn’t.

@BwanaChris @MegPascoe @OneDayOnlycoza I forgot about that!

@KateKearney @MegPascoe @OneDayOnlycoza The same people that signed for those marmite thingies I sent you 😑

@BwanaChris @OneDayOnlycoza 😂

@KateKearney @OneDayOnlycoza I got one from Aliexpress. Scares the kak out of Timmy 😂

She collects Miss Mon tomorrow. I live with dusty floors for another day but I know I know have a super access pass to Heaven. The end.

Contacted the rightful owner. She wasn’t as happy as I’d think. Honestly I was hoping she would be so grateful she would gift me Monica (yes, I have named the vacuum at this stage)