K VIII Lyn

All sane people right now...

@megbasham What kind of dance? Now I wanna know

Last night, after she’d gone to bed, my 16 y/o daughter receives a text from a friend. (We keep electronics in our room at night). I know my daughter isn’t gonna see it for a while and I know the answer to the girl’s dance-class-related question. So I just pick up the phone and answer it really quick as if I’m my daughter and leave it at that. Tonight, I see her giggling over her phone. I ask what’s up. Apparently, the other girl’s mother had just wanted to get an answer to the question really quick, so she picked up HER daughter’s phone and texted mine as if she were her daughter. (basically both of us were too lazy to go through the rigmarole of explaining, “hi, this is Mrs. So-and-so, and here’s why I’m texting you on your friend’s phone…” But the funny part was how the two girls figured this out. Because the first one was so appalled at seeing her mother‘s perfectly punctuated and capitalized sentences, that she felt she needed to come clean that it was her mom lest my daughter think she is that conscientious. And my daughter, likewise, didn’t want her friend to think that SHE uses correct grammar when texting either. So what I learned today is that it is apparently humiliating to be caught correctly formulating sentences via text.

she seems fun

Millennials are the elite generation because they cranked out 12-page essays the night before they were due. No ChatGPT. No Claude. Just lo-fi beats playing in the background, Black coffee at midnight, footnotes that were somehow correct, and pure delusion. Grade was an A minus. Period.

I feel like it's my job to tell everyone I know about this... At least once a day I try to naturally bring this up in conversation.

@juliandorey Took me on a journey!!!!

this is nuts

@TaraBull Love the under the boardwalk sample

Rapper Afroman's Lawyer Goes Full Savage as he plays "Officer Poundcake" Video Right in Front of the Deputy

@TheDefiantGhost I fucking hope not

In June 2025 on 4chan, an anonymous poster dropped what he called 'the script' — a full timeline predicting the next phase of global events. He warned of Israel breaking ceasefires and striking Iran, Trump responding aggressively with bunker busters, Iran hitting all Gulf oil fields and U.S. bases, oil prices skyrocketing, failed invasions, U.S. civil war, tactical nukes, then a staged fake alien invasion using synthetic soldiers released by MJ12. By 2027 — 5 billion dead and a one world government. The war's early phases are unfolding eerily close to the script: Israel struck Iran after fragile truces collapsed, Trump unleashed bunker-busters on hardened sites, Iran retaliated by hitting Gulf oil fields and U.S. bases, oil prices exploded, and the U.S. surged carriers into theater (two active now—Lincoln and Ford—with a third, Bush, on the verge of joining). Coincidence or did an anon really leak the playbook?

Meme of the day.

@FatherMcKennaa Bad ass old school rap battle of the future vocab

The word "psychedelic" was invented during a poetry battle. Aldous Huxley proposed "phanerothyme" with the line: "To make this mundane world sublime, take half a gram of phanerothyme." Psychiatrist Humphry Osmond countered: "To fathom Hell or soar angelic, just take a pinch of psychedelic." Osmond won. He debuted the word at the New York Academy of Sciences in 1957. We almost ended up calling them "phanerothymes."

There is no political solution, but if there was, this would be the closest thing to it.

Yessssssss

@TheDozenTrivia @barstoolsports @StoolAfterDark That was a lot of fun!!! Love the game! I would like to have the buzzer and bell though...

About to play #thedozentriviagame!!! @TheDozenTrivia @barstoolsports @StoolAfterDark

Could it be COG (Continuity of Government) related???

Gay wars to the left of me Holy wars to the right Here I am, stuck in the middle with you.

@TheDozenTrivia ???

Where's our buzzer and bell???

Let’s go!!!

Who else is Ralphie in this situation?