Katelyn Knippa

@AmericanAir @AmericanAir I am being put through the ringer with automated phone system & a lack of response over email. Can you please DM me a # I can call to actually talk to a REAL person on the baggage team? It has now been over 4 days and I still have not been given an update as promised

@KatelynKnippa We're truly sorry that your bag didn't arrive with you. Please continue working with our Baggage team for help. bit.ly/AABAGContact

I would like to formally submit the aforementioned childhood experience as proof that our parents would do anything “for the gram” far before Insta was ever a thing END RANT

regardless of being “super freakin allergic” you will still find pictures taken of me by my “loving” mother in my Easter Sunday dress & hat in a field of bluebonnets off 35. I was usually sneezing uncontrollably during && covered in a red rash after these photo shoots.

SPRINGTIME IN TX RANT: both my parents were born & raised in Texas, & my Dad’s family has been here for generations. However, I am super freakin’ allergic to BLUEBONNETS. Bluebonnets. The beloved Texas State Flower. PS to all Texans - bluebonnet season has officially arrived.

@court_grace Honored. I’m completely honored ❤️

@court_grace Hi hi hi I too have almost had several meltdowns before I figured out that their website will let you know which aisle things are located at if you plug in a store default! Now I always check if I’m getting something new 😂😂

@lohavemercy ‘Optional’ is the key word there! Rock that short dress!

I’ve officially become so self-confident about my nutritional & fitness choices that I have no qualms direct messaging insta-famous people my suggestions / opinions

You know, when I said I wanted the real world to be more like Harry Potter I just meant the teleportation and the magic stuff, not the entire plot of book 5 where the government refuses to do anything about a deadly threat so the teenagers have to rise up and fight back.

Cool, Dr. Meadows. Just let me know when “variety, balance, and moderation” actually starts working. Like, for anyone. If you want to criticize, come to the table with something better than “balance and moderation.” Until then, I’ll just be over here changing millions of lives. twitter.com/kvue/status/96…

Apparentenly there is a second meaning to “LEFT LANE FOR PASSING ONLY” signs that I didn’t know about... it must be something like ”NAH BRO LEFT LANE IS COOL HANGOUT JOINT TO GO 5-10 MPH UNDER THE SPEED LIMIT WHILE TOTALLY IGNORING THE LINE OF CARS STACKING UP BEHIND YOU”

@_broadass Argggggh. Hopefully a day will come soon when a woman in a safety vest on a construction site isn’t a big deal!!! But thank you for the bday wishes 😘

@KellyeFine But really and truly keep rockin’ it because you’ll learn so much about yourself AND feel better AND look better!!!

@KellyeFine Yes ma’am!! Keep rockin’ that W30 as a present for meeeeeee!!

@KellyeFine I am SO PROUD of you!! I would give you a promotion!!!!!

Grateful for brothers asking what you can do for your sisters. This would be my shot at a short answer: treat us with the same dignity with which you want to be treated. Don’t talk down to us. Value what we bring. And know that most of us have zero desire to reduce or seduce you.

@_broadass Wait no please tell me this is a joke

A new year, a new start. #anustart #NewYearsEve