Katelyn Cara

These new hires at DutchBros have it so easy.... when I used to work there we would have to memorize like 12 drinks and repeat them to our people on bar and then add the total in our head😂

crazy how every dad was born today

We have parks.

No but why do they all stand like they just got arms for the first time

ur telling me a Brazilian lifted this butt

Potato or Manatee?

they should make boob flavored beer

feeling cute today might change the trajectory of my life later

sorry it's not my fault i was diagnosed with a fat ass and bisexualism

THEY DEADASS SMOKIN DICK!!!!

Tick, tock, suck a cock.

i feel like hanging myself fo a lil bit could fix some of my back problems

existence: cold, bleak, lonely tiddies: warm, suckable, there's two

I still think about the fact that @nickjonas has diabetes

If we go on a date we’re getting appetizers bc that’s what my hors d’serve

sometimes i miss sending one nude to multiple people in a futile quest for okayness that always resulted in emptiness: a love story

I find it weird that I’ve “watched” that movie 365 with 8 different men... but in reality I’ve probably only seen the first 6 minutes

What dreams are made of by Hillary Duff

no longer work for Dutch Bros Roseville bc they support racists!!

I’ve been to the year 3000 not much has changed, except everyone was wearing a mask.