PROJECT KAT

getting high on open window air

to be loved mexicanly

The ABC and slip and slide song on #temptationisland omfgggg i'm going to rip my ears off

one time i moved and so i had to get a new doctor and i was like “hey like once a month i really can’t sleep and my last doctor prescribed me this thing to help can i please have a new prescription?” and he was like “ohhhh well now that you asked for it i can’t give it to you” i was like “…well i asked for it bc my last doctor gave it to me. how am i supposed to go about getting things that i have previously taken??” and he was like *shrug* i was like “listen i know you can literally look at my pharmacy record and see that i pick it up like once a year bc i actually don’t even like it, i just need it to sleep sometimes” and he was like “yep i see that. but i can’t give it to you bc you asking for it is drug-seeking behavior!” so then i just had to live with intermittent insomnia until i could get it from mexico.

This should be me. Dancing in a bikini. No recession. Working in a coffee shop and still making rent.

when it’s the weekend but you’re just staying in and smoking weed:

It’s crazy that the host of temptation island is also a host on antiques roadshow

He is one of the most unfortunate looking ppl I've ever seen on my tv too wtf

If they did a lesbian version of temptation island I’d b so seated! That shit would prolly b so gah damn messy lmaoo

Temptation Island is back! Where women bring the men who’ve already cheated on them in private so they can also do it in public then preserved for eternity on the internet. Let the humiliation rituals begin! #temptationisland

@voteformel @milkywhitetits I cant believe theyre out there trapping kids with rides but oh wait yes i can

@Katx33 @milkywhitetits 🤮🤮🤮 Good looking out.

we got coachella at home

It's pretty remarkable that Los Angeles voters overwhelmingly voted for street safety improvements and the city bureaucracy and city attorney have basically just decided that they aren't going to implement them. This is the sort of thing that makes people cynical.

Niggas think you wanna use them for shit you do on a regular Tuesday with your friends

The purpose of the Democratic Party is not to win but to prevent an actual opposition party from existing

In case you're confused, what Israel is doing in Lebanon right now is EXACTLY what they did in 1948 in Palestine. Now you know why Palestinians have been resisting their occupation and terrorism for EIGHT DECADES.

@voteformel @milkywhitetits Oof i googled and its a cop event 🤢

@milkywhitetits Yo, there’s a street carnival at La Brea? Shit, I might go.

the problem with parents is that they are undiagnosed

just a friendly reminder that if you’re 32 you’re in season 1 of sex and the city

Look at the condition of the road as well. We are genuinely living in a failed state.

oomfs what are we doing in LA this weekend since everyone is at coachella