Kate

Yesterday was class photo day at nursery. It was also “dress in your pyjamas” day for #childreninneed. Guess which one I forgot. Poor sons first “school” photos are going to be in his teddy bear onesie 🤦🏻‍♀️

The sound of Bings voice goes right through me. Why does he have to be such a whiny little turd all the time. Give me Bluey all day long.

@Kate_Chastain Whatever you do, do NOT watch anything that might show large groups of small children singing.

Pregnancy hormones are wild. I just cried watching a “where are they now” update segment about men’s button up shirts on Shark Tank.

@Chocohalix Thank you. He’s doing really well now ☺️ x

@Katy_Buck 👋 Congrats on the newborn and hope they’re on the mend. Nice to see you. Sorry about the windipops 😬 x

If it wasn’t bad enough being in hospital for 2 weeks with a poorly (recovering) newborn, I have to listen to the woman who arrived yesterday complaining they won’t discharge her 6 day old baby at 2am and constantly referring to his “ickle windypops” over and over again.

@StateOfLinkedIn The irony that this showed up in my LinkedIn feed yesterday because my previous boss, who couldn't be arsed to show up to tell everyone they were getting made redundant and snuck in at night to collect his shit, liked it.

No he didn’t

Despite what my husband says, listening to a selective range of musical genres in the car so my baby isn't born with horrible taste in music is totally normal. Although I will concede that it might be an idea to go easy on the true crime podcasts for a bit.

@All4 what’s up with this? I Downloaded show, watched first part then after this set of ads I get error saying no connection. You can see from photos I am trying to watch the downloaded copy with WiFi turned off. Every time I try it goes through that set of adds then get error.

@MaxandCiarasMum Thank you Laura! Also, I kept meaning to say yesterday thank you for our gorgeous cushion! I smile every time I look at it xx

@Katy_Buck Kate, seriously it was the best day, with the best people! Thank you for making us a part of it ♥️ Congratulations Mr & Mrs De Boo ♥️

That’s me that is ☺️

@paulmilham Is this your speech? Needs some work.

Absolutely gutted I forgot my board! My wetsuit My towel My six pack My youth My lust for life Etc

Can’t believe what’s happened in Plymouth this evening. We went for a walk by the river on the Cornwall side and watched the helicopter hovering in one spot for ages, wondering what was going on. Shocked to see the awful news coming out.

Really impressed with the service from @TUIUK and their staff at Exeter airport after a very stressful morning not being able to board flight due to Covid result not coming through, rebooked holiday for the weekend with no extra cost or headaches. 🌟thank you!

If @GordonRamsay wants to “crash” our wedding at Lusty Glaze in October he’s welcome to and I won’t even make him pay. Not the full price anyway.

The main reason I stay on Twitter is to read all the replies on tweets like this from people who either don’t get it at all, or the ones who do get it but are such smart arses they simply can’t help themselves from pointing out the errors.

@PigeonJon Donald Stumps has a nice ring to it.

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@Anji_Milham Lucky dip. But I also bought 2 scratch cards, gave one to him and it won a tenner. I’m getting increasingly angry.

@Katy_Buck Does that mean he’s writing numbers all over you 😉😊

A seagull just took a huge shit right on top of my head. Was going to wash my hair tonight anyway. 🤷‍♀️😕 #fml