Kaylee LaOrange

I don’t tweet often, but this is worthy…. My exhusband just called and asked me if I could add his truck to my auto insurance policy. Said “bundling can save you money”. @StateFarm

Hockey is soooo fucking IT 🏒

@kelsbcombs Which means you have a front row seat at watching the foolishness unravel

My first ever black out Wednesday I’ll be attending and I will stone cold sober.

@Dr_Fleck It’s 100% not. I am the ultimate deer season hype girl. Idgaf if you shoot a 100lb long legged, 4 pointer. Go you 🤘🏼

@KayleeLaOrange I can’t tell if this is satire or not 😭

One of my favorite days of the year. Lemme see them bucks boys 🦌

All I want for Christmas is for someone to buy my Amazon cart please

@nicolelowry94 Someone else is out there!!!! I know it

@KayleeLaOrange It’s not a debate, Kaylee!!! You’re the only one living the mullet. 😂

Morgan Wallen

I just slept for 14 hours. Please don’t envy this - I’m groggy, disoriented, starving, sweaty, phone is dead, hair is greasy, and I left a candle burning all night

Lemme supplement this with the *actual* content: I gave up the vape, forgot phone charger, toothbrush, and meds. AirPods are deadso. Check back in a few hours 🤘🏼

I’d say I’m alarmingly calm for missing my first flight. Don’t ask the people around me tho

I’ve formed my own opinion about best tracks on ZB’s new album but I’ll continue to check Twitter all day for popularity’s vote.

This is an underrated concept

@Dr_Fleck This is far too precious. Ughhh 🥰🥰🥰

The local RGP (Rain Gauge Princess) is reporting 0.70” for today ☔️

PSA: @I_Cant_Fish wants penis for his birthday

@aly_arvin Happy Monday LOL

@KayleeLaOrange What's it called?? I need this drama in my life

I found a podcast that live streams couples therapy sessions and it’s a dream come true - to just be a fly on the wall in these moments. 😳😳 I am HERE FOR IT

Texting a 15 year old really hurt my brain.

@I_Cant_Fish I see you

Starbucks disposable straws are superior and idk why exactly