R. Snick 🗿🐑

@miffythegamer Looks like one hell of an allergic reaction to something

So I am confused. A friend sent me a photo of their son’s arm, and I posted it on here for advice. After I posted it, it tagged it at the bottom as AI generated. So I asked Chat GPT and Grok, and both said it wasn’t AI. Now I don’t know what/who to believe. 😟

@MisterTedious @BotFinderUK I didn't quite have that much fun, but it wasn't much of a ballache for me either 🤣

@BotFinderUK Ooh I do hope so, lockdown was fucking sick tbh. All my soundsystem mates livestreaming raves from their houses/studios, Call of Duty with the boys till daft o clock in the morning, streets devoid of annoying humans, day-drinking on furlough cash..what a time to be alive.

Gammon rumour we're going into lockdown over meningitis. Right wing arselickers will believe anything 😂

@AliceInW8 That'll be his wife. She's taken it out of their savings to make the grift look good, knowing they'll get it back soon enough

Some deluded person has donated £4600 to Cartlands Crazy Fund 😱

@mrstrellispope My sons friends sister died of meningitis. She went from a healthy 6 month old to dead within a few hours. No symptoms other than a snuffly nose, but being march time, sue assumed it was hay-fever

Many years ago, a friend put their kids to bed as usual - their little girl had a sniffle, but happily went down for the night. She died during the night, of meningitis. Tests showed their little boy had it too. Please, follow the advice of your GP. Don't risk their safety.

@GraemeGerman What size shoes are you? A 1? 🤣🤣

Today’s choice… Nike Air Vortex SE on foot

@Chris1603 Any idea how long they'll be there? Or is that a piece of string question? I may pop over with my son (we're about an hours drive away) but if they aren't there day and night, I'll probably miss them 🤣

At RAF Fairford in Gloucestershire, we can hear US Air Force pilots spooling up the engines of the B1-B strategic bombers, with the now familiar sight of GBU-31(v)3 2,000lb JDAM bunker buster bombs close by. Earlier this morning two B1-B bombers left here and, from a rough calculation, would likely reach their targets over #Iran at about 3pm UK-time. I've repositioned to the other end of the airfield, where photographers have gathered to get closer to the B-1s. Nestled in the Cotswold hills in south-western England, this RAF base hosts a major international airshow each year. In the last month it has become a focal point for US military activity as a refuelling and weapons-loading point for B1-B Lancer and B-52 bombers.

@scottishchap100 @dave43law Early days yet 💀

@dave43law Another day of Trump, another day of people groaning in the background. We should be pleased he didn’t bring up WWII to Merz.

This was a truly sock response Highlights his cognitive dissonance as he cannot think before he speaks,..

@WalesOnline His face looks like an old fashioned school fête game where you have to throw a bean bag through it's gob

Nigel Farage says Welsh people are 'foreign speakers' in video message - crnch.it/Wn-iyYrz

@bambibristol @BrexitBuster This is his excuse for not having women fawning over him in his replies?

Just press on with being you Andrew….that’ll sort it

@DAK2059 Have you got a spare cushion or pillow you can put on the bed to raise your bum bit? Years ago the district nurse would have given occupational therapy a shout and you'd get bed risers and settee risers but I suppose you have to buy your own nowadays? They have them on amazon 😉

Good morning everyone day 2 at home pain under control just difficulty doing simple things getting in and out of bed. Apart from that all is good. Hope you all have a fantastic day. 🤷‍♂️💪😎🐕‍🦺🐾☕️

@HagwithAttitude @atrupar Barron is old enough, isnt he? 😈

@atrupar Send your son then, when he's 16 to fight!

Hegseth: "My 13 year old son popped into my office last night while I was editing these remarks. He asked about the war and the families I met at Dover. I looked at him and said, 'They died for you, son. So your generation doesn't have to deal with a nuclear Iran.'"

@Mutteroo @MobyUnplugged Hes heard that its being passed around *his* local groups? Isn't he a member of *his* local groups?

@MobyUnplugged Babs seems to be libelling the editor of Cornwall Live here. Jeff might have a good case against him but is likely to use a better “special lawyer” if he does

He will see you in court. When he’s reporting on the criminal case of you abusing your own children and their mother.

@P_Kallioniemi Rip to the 0.07% who didnt vote for him on their untimely deaths next week 💀

In a shocking turn of events, Kim Jong-Un received 99.93% of the votes in North Korean elections

@HagwithAttitude I go to the scan and run things in asda and they all know theyll get kissed if they ask me for ID 🤣

Just had a Bloody Brilliant moment - Ordered a Tesco Woosh, needed bread, to get it over the £15 min basket charge, ordered some Vodka, the driver (I think Italian) came to the door with his phone, and after reading it looked at me, and said "The Lady (phone app?) said I said to check you were over 18 years old" looked at me, then burst out laughing!! We laughed so much, bloody brilliant! @Tesco

@LeeGriff2255 @WelshLabour Between that and those who died waiting...

@WelshLabour Are you striking people of the list if they don't answer the phone

For the 8th month in a row, NHS waiting lists are coming down in Wales. Lots done, lots more to do.

@OWS1892 What pump is he using cos green pipe is unleaded, black is diesel, but the black pipe is right in front of the camera

"Look at me, a man of the people, operating a petrol pump by myself! I'm just like you."

@E7Drew @TheCornishPasty @Sharky_vs_cobra White lightning has gone? Oh my days, that was the dogs nuts back in the day ... that and diamond white 🤣

@TheCornishPasty @Sharky_vs_cobra Is he still giving medical advice without a licence? Its a shame White Lightening was discontinued back in 2009.

🚨🚨Breaking!🚨🚨 We are setting up a GoFundMe for this poor individual. Born without an irony gland, David is doomed to spend eternity in complete incomprehension of the world around him. Just £2.47 can buy him a can of Frosty Jacks to numb reality and prop up his ego

@PintSizedFarmer Pamela lives on a mumsnet farm

Just wait until it's rained for 20 days in a row, the sheep have footscald, the pigs have broken the back fence again, your tractor has broken and they can't get the bits from Germany for a fortnight, and the bank manager is leaving you messages about your overdraft

@Gypsypup13 @TruckerSpence If you use the puncture foam, you're limited to (i think) 40mph max and it's meant to be a quick fit so you can go to the garage without the tyre blowing. Or ... and most likely ... They see repair kits and realise you could use it to get to a cheaper garage 😉

@TruckerSpence No hasnt gone flat. i had a pressure loss warning and when i got the garage it was on 21psi 😬. So filled it and left the nail in like they said. They also told me never use that foam if I get a puncture that came with the car for some reason. Lucky as I was going to

Got a sodding nail in my tyre. Slow puncture 😭. Ive had no luck with the tyres on this car. 6 of them ive needed in 3yrs. Either someone really hates me lol or I'm very unlucky 🙃

@Gypsypup13 I used to get loads when I bought part-worns, especially because the scrappies are messy scrotes who dont care what they drop. Admittedly, they won't see or hear a rusty nail/screw but it always seemed to happen to me