Brian

Hey guys. My name's Brian. My favorite machine at the gym is the vending machine.

A healthy Waffle House staff could go toe to toe with the Avengers

Nolan McLean, Ridiculous 3451 RPM Curveball...with 21 inches of horizontal break. 😲

it’s hole filling season

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Never forget the greatest SNL skit ever made

Bro… DETACH. She’s not all that. Period. And what I’m about to say might sting a little: You didn’t lose an amazing girl. You got attached to someone who gave you just enough attention to stay. Because if she was really “all that”… You wouldn’t be confused. You wouldn’t be anxious. You wouldn’t be overthinking every message. You’d feel calm. Secure. Chosen. Not like you’re constantly trying to figure her out. But instead… You’re replaying conversations. Checking your phone. Waiting for her to show up the way she used to. And the hardest truth? You put her on a pedestal she never earned. You filled in the gaps. Her inconsistency → “she’s just busy” Her distance → “she’s going through something” Her silence → “she’ll come back” You created value that wasn’t actually there. Because the reality is simple: If she was really that girl… You wouldn’t feel like this. Detaching isn’t losing something valuable. It’s removing the illusion that made her seem valuable. And once you see her clearly? She’s not all that. She was just available at the right time when you were open.

Sleeping With Sirens have returned with new single An Ending In Itself! twitter.com/scenevid/statu…

the electrical substation right now

@EpicNNG These changes are exactly what’s going to make me play again

TL;DR of today's drop rate changes in #Borderlands4 All Pearls are a 0.9% drop at UVH6 All Legendaries are a 21% drop at UVH6 All Bloomreaper drops are a 27% drop at UVH6 No more variated drops, for an easier player experience. GGs

Connor Hellebuyck just pulled off the best USA goalie performance since Julie “The Cat” Gaffney

WE ARE SO BACK.

“Benched for defensive purposes? Head to the dugout and have yourself a CouplaBeers.”

me playing super mario 64 for the first time and i'm already stuck inside peach's castle

If a man stops arguing it means..

*Good morning to everyone except LMPD HR

If you crash tonight doing donuts in a parking lot, that’s between you and Jesus. We’re tired.

Louisville received about four inches of snow, yet somehow every Honda Civic in the county has decided to reenact the Oregon Trail. Sir, your vehicle has died of… being a Honda Civic and now it’s in a ditch. A wrecker will be with you in 5 hours.

Greenland deploying their weather on us was an unexpected first strike.

Full trade, per ESPN sources: Mets receive: CF Luis Robert Jr. White Sox receive: IF Luisangel Acuña and RHP Truman Pauley