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@Keagan

I win.

Portland, Maine Katılım Ağustos 2008

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K.@Keagan·24 Oca

Hey Mainers, Sear this dumpy picture of these 5 fucking useless knobs (shit eating grins included) into your brain. They don’t look like they can wipe their own ass let alone run a state. Fuck them. Each and every one of them has to go. The national embarrassment ends here.

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wint@dril·6d

i can only hope that if I was a Bimbofied Husband i too would have a wife who loves & supports me & sucks on my comically enormous fake tits

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Russ Soulo@RussSoulo·6d

Kristi Noem’s husband:

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Ghost Town 👻@GhostTownYZY·6d

Once again, Ye was right

TJ@TheJeenYuhsOne

Tryna make us fat

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matt@mattxiv·30 Mar

the man demanding your children die for israel

TMZ@TMZ

Lindsey Graham lives it up at Disney World during the partial government shutdown! Take a look: tmz.me/Qr2Dqzn

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𝑱𝒐𝒓𝒐@JoroJrn·28 Mar

11am comes so fast in hotels like dang mr. moseby let me grab my stuff

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Not Your Average Liberal@NotAvgLiberal·29 Mar

I’m going to tell my grandchildren this is Ellen DeGeneres. @LindseyGrahamSC

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K.@Keagan·28 Mar

@kanyewest Welcome back king.

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ye@kanyewest·28 Mar

open.spotify.com/album/5poA9SAx… #ye

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K.@Keagan·28 Mar

You know what season it is

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Nature Unedited@NatureUnedited·27 Mar

The Japanese dwarf flying squirrel is a tiny and irresistibly charming animal native to the forests of Honshu and Kyushu in Japan

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dinosaur@dinosaurs1969·26 Mar

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Lil Wayne WEEZY F@LilTunechi·27 Mar

Let’s Go RED SOX!!

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james hawkins@james406·25 Mar

110-year-old Turkish grandma shares her secret to a long life: "i never once used Microsoft Teams"

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✧. ┊ gloom@zxmbiedolls·23 Mar

I accidentally said "truuee" out loud when a girl in the stall next to me started farting IM CRYING

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K.@Keagan·24 Mar

Homeward Bound IRL

Dexerto@Dexerto

Seven dogs stolen from their owners have gone viral after escaping their captors and making their way home The group is believed to have travelled around 17 km together led by a corgi across highways and fields

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scrumble_eggs 🇵🇸@scrumble_eggs·22 Mar

Child: OMG it’s Chappell Roan Security Guard:

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Todd Spence@Todd_Spence·21 Mar

I really gotta watch more QVC 💀

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Nature 🦜and Music 🎶@GuGi263·22 Mar

This is amaing! I've never seen a Giant ant eater being so affectionate, playful, and gentle with puppies!

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Block Topickz (formerly Glock Topickz)@BlockTopickz·22 Mar

Justin Timberlake when he saw what officers put down as his race:

Block Topickz (formerly Glock Topickz)@BlockTopickz

“You’re arresting Justin Timberlake right now?” “Can you do me a favor because you loved 'Bye Bye Bye' or 'Sexy Back'” -Justin Timberlake’s friend tries to use his fame to get him out of being arrested

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TITAN@TemooTitan·21 Mar

Let her cook

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Hans Fiene 🦬@HansFiene·21 Mar

So the trick is I really like my wife and kids

Murray Hill Guy@MurrayHillGuy1

How do people in the suburbs genuinely look forward to Friday night on the couch, Saturday morning at Costco, and call that a weekend? Like you really moved out of the city just to LARP as your parents at 34?

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