Keanu_Reads

@MrAbbeetim Blue because I NEED to finish the Dune trilogy but red is very tempting

Which pill are you taking?…

@boopywhoo @JayP_Pitbull @_Tariqwoolen Hang the banner lmao

@JayP_Pitbull @_Tariqwoolen

@TheDunkCentral @JDumasReports The NBA is hilariously unserious

The Philadelphia 76ers will have a tribute for Jared McCain tonight, per @JDumasReports

@_EagleTimes There’s not a single Tackle in the league that he could get by to make a real sack

TRENDING: Logan Paul called Eagles QB Jalen Hurts a “stupid a**” while rushing him. 😳 He later issued an apology: “If you get traded or your contract gets cut down, now we know why. It’s probably pretty embarrassing.”

@filmlver Genuinely don’t know why anyone would go see this movie and not in IMAX

watching this scene in imax…speechless with tears in my eyes

@dfwlu @DiscussingFilm For me I’d say no but very gingerly. Interstellar is still the better space adventure/emotional kicker BUT Hail Mary is a very close second. It’s amazing and will definitely have you visually amazed and crying lol

@DiscussingFilm People are saying it's better than interstellar, is that true ?

‘PROJECT HAIL MARY’ has earned $12M in domestic previews. The biggest previews number of 2026 so far. Read our review: bit.ly/DFMary

@NFL_DovKleiman Yall really not ready for 2026 Jalen. Gonna be better than his 2022 year

Scary: Eagles star QB Jalen Hurts is training with the legendary Tom Brady this offseason. Jalen will be a PROBLEM next year. Greatness recognizes greatness 🤝

@NFL @TomPelissero Tanner McKee package trade for a superstar incoming

TRADE: Eagles acquiring QB Andy Dalton from the Panthers for a 2027 7th-round pick. (via @TomPelissero)

@BleacherReport @AdamSchefter If Waddle is worth that then AJ Brown is worth two 1st’s lmao

Breaking: Dolphins are trading Jaylen Waddle to the Broncos, per @AdamSchefter 🚨🤯 DEN receives: Waddle and a 4th-RD pick MIA receives: 1st-RD pick (30th overall), 3rd-RD pick, & a 4th-RD pick

@nflrums I mean depth why not, he’s gotta know he’s not starting though

🚨 Cornerback Darius Slay is only willing to return to the #NFL for one organization. “No team can call me, but the #Eagles.”

@CurttiMagurtti Well you’re in luck because there’s no shrimp on that plate

first thing in doing is scooting them shrimp tf off my plate. then we can eat

@FDSportsbook 🔥

First look at the Titans' new logo and uniforms 👀 🗑️ or 🔥?

@_TheEagleTimes @AdamSchefter If anyone has a problem with this just know if he was our punter in SB 57 we win that game

BREAKING: The Eagles are re-signing P Braden Mann to a 4-year, $14M deal with $7M guaranteed. (@AdamSchefter)

New trailer for the ‘MALCOLM IN THE MIDDLE’ sequel series Releasing April 10 on Hulu

@TheHoopCentral Does that say 43 free throw attempts?

BAM ADEBAYO TONIGHT: 83 POINTS 20/43 FGM 7/22 3PM 36/43 FTM HISTORIC PERFORMANCE. 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

@CollinRugg Other than pride do you usually get anything extra from winning these kinds of races?

NEW: American Nathan Martin wins the closest Los Angeles Marathon in race history, beating Kenya’s Michael Kimani Kamau by just 00.01 seconds. Martin was seen chasing down Kamau at the end of the race. “I made an actual move five miles out… when I saw no one else was picking up the pace. I decided I needed to push,” the 36-year-old said. “At a mile and a half to go, I could see the leader and with 800 meters to go, I was thinking, ‘I’m catching him.’” Martin finished the race with a time of 2 hours, 11 minutes, 16.50 seconds.

@punishd_debaser @TheDougFiles Dude… YES

@TheDougFiles Just put Seth in a bear costume but play it completely straight like the dog Wilfred from Wilfred

Just break the cannon and have Ted be wished into a real boy. Boom problem solved

🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

@NFL_DovKleiman Someone definitely cheated

Heartbreaking: Cowboys star QB Dak Prescott has broken up with his fiancée Sarah Jane Ramos while they were on their joint bachelor and bachelorette parties in the Bahamas this weekend. The two were set to get married in April and share two daughters together, aged 2 years and 10 months Very sad 😔💔

@Izzyp_ @jlambmanprod @PolymarketBlitz I mean it’s an extremely high probability that’s what happened. People don’t break up a week before a wedding for nothing

@jlambmanprod @PolymarketBlitz How do I know that?

Dak Prescott breaks up with his fiancée Sarah Jane Ramos. The two were set to get married in April and they also share two daughters. Very sad.