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So, this arrived yesterday 😁 my first (and hopefully not last) text book collaboration

@Nigel_Farage Nige, you're barely a Temu Trump. You're owned by foreign billionaires, stoking hate and division to further the goals of your keepers.

It’s clear that Zack Polanski is a pound shop Jeremy Corbyn. His party must never be allowed anywhere near the levers of power. thesun.co.uk/news/38992660/…

@TheRealJamieKay I just wonder what or who they want 'their country' back from?

‘Bigger and better’ 😂😂😂

@hinds_mela61795 I think 25% need their heads examined

Breaking: CNN claims 75% American want Donald Trump impeached, prosecuted, and imprisoned. What do you think about this?

Too on point not to share, “Aussie reply to Trump rant about NATO not being there for us. Mate. You run a country with 600,000 homeless people sleeping on the street tonight. A country where 40% of adults can't cover a $400 emergency without borrowing money. A country where insulin costs more than a car payment and people are rationing it to survive. A country where medical debt is the number 1 cause of bankruptcy. A country where women are dying in hospital car parks because doctors are too scared of abortion laws to treat a miscarriage. You lock up more of your own citizens than any nation on earth. More than China. More than Russia. More than North Korea. The land of the free has 2 million people in cages, and a quarter of them haven't even been convicted of anything. They're just too poor to make bail. Your life expectancy is going backwards. You're the only developed nation where that's happening. Your infant mortality rate is worse than Cuba's. Your kids do active shooter drills between maths and English while you sell the gunmaker's stock to your mates. Your minimum wage hasn't moved in 15 years. You've got teachers working 2 jobs and veterans sleeping under bridges and you just spent a trillion dollars flattening a country that didn't attack you. And you’ve got a convicted felon, adjudicating raping, paedophile protecting, porn star shagging insurrectionist running the biggest dumpster fire war campaign since the Taliban thanked you very much for losing again. And you're calling Greenland poorly run? Greenland has universal healthcare. Free education. One of the lowest incarceration rates in the world. Nobody goes bankrupt there because they got sick. Nobody dies in a waiting room because their insurance said no. "NATO wasn't there when we needed them." When exactly was that, champ? September 11? Because NATO invoked Article 5 for the first and only time in history FOR YOU. Soldiers from dozens of countries deployed, fought, bled, and died in Afghanistan FOR YOU. Australia wasn't even in NATO and we still showed up. For 20 years. And you pulled out at 2am without telling anyone and left them to deal with the mess. So maybe before you start calling other countries poorly run, have a look at your own backyard, you spray-tanned aluminium siding salesman. The only thing poorly run in this picture is your fucking mouth. Credit (borrowed from) Jim Scroggins - original author 📷 unknown”

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@TheRealJamieKay I have a bridge to sell them

This isn’t my breakfast - but someone paid £25 for this. Thoughts?

@MarkMeadows I completely agree. Albeit, for very different reasons.

The Duality of President Trump: Yesterday, he was playing with children at the Easter Egg Roll. Today, he’s negotiating a historic deal with Iran. No one, and I mean no one, does it like President Trump.

@zarahsultana What the hell happened to you? Your posts meant something. You would raise serious issues and highlight genuine injustices. Now, you're a Temu Tory, throwing childish comments that you used to have to fight back against yourself. Just stop.

Keir Starmer dressed up for Easter - the least he could do for his master, Donald.

@Jacob_Rees_Mogg You guys spend 14 years screwing the country & padding your own nests. Then you allow the clown wankpuffin of Eton to be PM & now you think the guy dealing with the mess is boring so you ask a sex offender & pedo defender to take his place. You're the lowest class of shit.

Perhaps when Donald Trump completes his term of office in 2029, just in time for our general election, he will be able to help out here. He would certainly be more energetic than Sir Keir.

@BorisJohnson We're not pretending, you utter wankpuffin. It isn't our war. Your pal Trump dropped some bombs to deflect from Epstein & now expects the allies he's spent his second term berating to help him out of the mess. Aren't you embarrassed by your record so far? Go and rot somewhere

We can’t pretend the Iran war is not our war too mol.im/a/15704687

@dave_mcpartlin @Ofstednews hasn't been fit for purpose for years. They take no responsibility for the improvement they claim is needed while ignoring the factors beyond a school's control impacting education. Change the language of grading, they're still outside, looking in, shaking their head

"Requires Attention." Schools with high FSM are far more likely to sit under that label in the new Ofsted framework, especially the Achievement section. Daft thing is, it already has our attention. It always will. Poverty requires attention. Hunger requires attention. Trauma requires attention. A judgement that ignores all of that - and then penalises the people giving their lives to the cause? That requires attention too.

@RobertJenrick Oh just fuck off you disingenuous, opportunistic stain of a human.

Reform want families to have some fun this summer. So we’re cutting £45 off a family holiday 🕶️☀️

@floboflo The scary thing about this post is that it's actually what people have said, genuinely, and its not easy to identify this as parody.

If Keir Starmer goes against the will of the British people and takes us back into Europe then I am done with this country and joining my parents in Spain! Disgusting!!!!

@ZiaYusufUK For you, maybe. The other two are elected officials who actually have skin in the game. You're a mouthpiece for a limited company, sowing hate and division and dressing it up as policy. And neither of them falsely claim to be a shadow cabinet member. So, yeah. Awkward.

Well this green room’s going to be awkward.

@TheRealJamieKay Reform start saving money by merging their Flat Earth and Party meetings at local pub.

Caption this.

@beverleyturner @WhiteHouse @GBNEWS You could start by asking why you're there, given that you're an entertainment channel with as much newsworthy content on your show as Rick and Morty

I'm about to go into the @whitehouse cabinet meeting. What would @gbnews followers like me to ask?

@Socket1Sophie @MrJamesACook @Nigel_Farage That's going a bit far, @Socket1Sophie. They don't hate him. They don't think enough of him to hate him. He, like all of us, are 'beneath' these billionaire asshats.

@MrJamesACook @Nigel_Farage When you were a kid did you always want to be a bootlicker for billionaires? Or is it a recent thing? They laugh at you. They hate you. They will use you and disregard you. Fucking mug.

Just had the genuine honour of shaking hands with @Nigel_Farage himself ahead of tonight’s Rally for Reform in Leeds. Standing as your Reform UK council candidate in Elland ward, I’m proud to be part of the movement that’s finally putting Britain first. #ReformUK #RallyForReform

@SuellaBraverman You are so desperate to keep your snout in the Parliamentary trough that you'll shil for reform and their donors, going so far as to spout this illiterate nonsense. I didn't think you or your ilk could go any lower. What's next? Flat earth? 5g causing covid? You're pathetic

Global warming?!? Just over a week to go until Easter and we need to get our big coats back out! I wouldn’t mind a bit more global warming to be honest, right now.

@TheRealJamieKay Disturbed

Name this band.

@TheRealJamieKay Farscape West Wing Blacklist Babylon 5 Too many to mention, but these are the ones that come to mind

Which is your favourite ever TV show?