Kevin Flessing

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Kevin Flessing

Kevin Flessing

@Kebis

Writer. Plus, there's a rumor going around that I invented fire.

Costa Mesa Katılım Ağustos 2008
36 Takip Edilen45 Takipçiler
Kevin Flessing
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Took a kid to school and barely beat him with arcade sticks at Street Fighter 6 at Comic-Con. Now my shoulder hurts. Good thing he didn’t want a rematch
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Southern California, where even the fires are a pleasant 79°F
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@BestBuySupport I had a new dishwasher installed yesterday, and it stops working after just a couple minutes. Why does sharing this information require me to be put on hold 5 different times, and still be on the phone more than an hour later without any resolution?
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I’ve just been informed that my yahoo email account is now legally old enough to drink
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For the first time in my adult life I gave out candy to trick-or-treaters. I feel so accomplished as a homeowner now
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First time I’ve had a window seat with no window
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In other news, margarita prices jumped up 50% in after hours trading today
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4 AM was overkill, but I got a Super Nintendo Classic mini
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It's not even 11 and my phone has 14% battery. It knows new iPhones are available for purchase soon
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Sure, this remote is fresh. But is it organic?
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The best part about traveling internationally is that my passport has a better picture of me than my drivers license.
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I attended yet another charity auction and was not robbed by super-villains. I'm beginning to think that Batman is not historically accurate
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Who would have thought would be so hard to find a copy of USA Today these days? See, not even a big news day
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Twitter is being a little passive aggressive today...
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After the fall of the Soviet Union, the KGB was forced to find work wherever it could.
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Anyone else find it impossible to hear any Huey Lewis song and not think of Back to the Future?
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I can now cross "seeing Conan sing the Monorail song at the Hollywood Bowl" off my bucket list. It's a specific list.
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