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After he won the Pulitzer Prize, Palestinian writer Mosab Abu Toha was invited onto MSNBC where he was promptly interrogated about why he wasn't doing more to humanize the people slaughtering his family members in Gaza.

Tim Dillon on America: “We’re not the high school bully anymore. We’re the weird kid who may have a gun. We’re not the bully, we’re not the jock, we’re not the quarterback. This is not Top Gun, we are not Tom Cruise. We’re the college kid who keeps going to the high school parties. We’re a pedophile and we may have a gun”

They animated this in 1987

Lmaoooo

Con ustedes: Latin Park. Amonos recios

just heard “i’d be lying if im lying” and now don’t know what to think

Pittsburgh Zoo has agreed to trade 7-year-old male gorilla, Frankie, to Boston in exchange for 33-year-old silverback gorilla, Little Joe Both trades were designed to 'provide a healthy, genetically diverse population of critically endangered gorillas in human care' 💯 (Via @PghZoo, @zoonewengland)

It’s fun to park really really far away from the store as your passengers yell in protest

He just uploaded his resume now make him type everything in again manually

"When Im rich, I will keep a low profile!" Me after a $5 withdrawal:

i love hating on drake but i was also in the empty crunch fitness last night performing his songs

Drake beat switch gimmick

This bald eagle is suffering neurological symptoms from lead poisoning. Over 80% of eagles admitted to our hospital have lead poisoning from ammunition fragments. Please choose lead-free ammo to protect eagles and wildlife.

“He’s about to have a mental breakdown about finances. Have his wife send him a Zillow listing.”

YouTubers be like “wake up at 4am and run, that’s alpha!” No, it’s not. Look at apex predators; they’re all lazy. Bears hibernate, lions sleep all day. You know who wakes up at 4am and runs? Squirrels.

@MalibuuJones @bigguccicraigy same but don’t worry vamp ur immortal

@KeckBoyardee @bigguccicraigy I pushed 30

tonight is for us young pretty boy vamp thot slayers that’s pushing 30

life is better when you don’t have your girl in your ear telling you that you’re using two different salt based seasonings

realised how bad it is when it’s explained in basketball terms

I’m in tears bro 😭😭😭😭😭😭