Jason Keen

@RealAstridWett Average

describe me in one word... be honest 👀

@damzychillin Mark Hughes

Zlatan Ibrahimovic and Marcus Rashford aside, Name a player that played for Barcelona and Manchester United . You can’t !

@180crabtree 🤣🤣

David Munyua has done better than me with my own darts🤣

@devsahni 🤣🤣🤣SUYC 🤡🤡🤡

We need to stop framing Jake Paul as a ‘former Disney Star’ or a ‘YouTuber’. He is a boxer 🥊

@RealAstridWett 7 but dont know personality.

I might regret this but… rate me out of 10 🙈 (be honest)

@EllieChowns SUYC

I’ve just been at the “Trump Not Welcome” demonstration in London, standing alongside people from across the country to tell the govt that a leader who abuses his office to enrich his family and fan the flames of racism, xenophobia, and misogyny is not welcome in the UK.

@Sascha_pm They probably didn't 🤣🤣 we have the best sense of humour in the world

@KeenJason Hey he was my fave back in the day when everyone hated him! I just figured ppl didn’t get his Brit sense of humour

Top 4 most beloved fighters 1. GSP 2. Poirier 3. Holloway 4. Lawler

@AngelaRayner SUYC

What a performance! Absolutely brilliant from our England women's team! 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏆 You're not just champions on the pitch - you're inspiring the next generation. Bring it home, Lionesses! ❤️ #ComeOnEngland 🦁🦁🦁

@Sascha_pm I'm English so I'm biased 🤣🤣

@KeenJason Bisping was soooo hated back in the day tho ha

@jamesenglish0 Common Sense

What has gradually disappeared over the last 20 years without people really noticing?

@liamtuffs1 Fuck yes

Does David Beckham deserve a Knighthood?👇🏼

@SkySportsPL SUYC

"I think he's the best defender to have EVER played the game!" 🐐 Neil Atkinson from the Anfield Wrap isn't short of praise for Virgil van Dijk, who has signed on for two more years at Liverpool ✍️

@Johnnyah1982 @joshpearson180 What a ridiculous idea and to call people Donkeys suppose your banging in 100+ Averages for fun sorry I haven't come across your name in the Draw 👀👀🤦🏻‍♂️🤦🏻‍♂️

@joshpearson180 I’ve said it b4 all tour card holders outside top 64 that are eligible and all the others from other tours etc should play a preliminary qualifying round not at the ally pally to work out who get into rd 1. Too many donkeys and not enough reward for the year long grind.

The standard of darts so far at Ally Pally has been considerably worse than last year, wonder why? 🤔

@leahray Light work

Realistically, how long are you lasting?🤭

@domjoly SUYC

I’m sorry- he’s just embarrassing

@KottageKraven @OfficialPDC @SmashLukeman180 Going and telling him that yourself you 🤡

@OfficialPDC @SmashLukeman180 He’s had too much to drink. Should keep his mouth shut

"Now it's my time!" 😤 Martin Lukeman is ready to statement after making the quarter-finals of the Grand Slam of Darts. #GSOD | @SmashLukeman180

@leahray SUYC

Would you sacrifice your first born for a night with me?😅

@Keir_Starmer SUYC

On the eleventh hour, of the eleventh day, of the eleventh month, we pause to remember all those who made the ultimate sacrifice for our freedom. Lest we forget.

@noprobsju 🥰🥰

Today’s US election result is another example of how far removed celebs are from everyday people and their lack of influence. Most people will not do something just because Beyoncé says do it. Ricky Gervais has it right, sing your songs, wave to the fans, pick up your awards and fuck off home. Stop patronising every day people when you are so far removed from everyday life.