Keenan May

@walletfalls Come to my farm

would love to live on a commune with a bunch of Leftists

Time to go fuck up some white nationalist's grift, y'all

@VamosMets @NYCMayor Okoj

@NYCMayor “Just left Barclays Center. Situation there is calm.”

Just left Barclays Center. Situation there pretty calm. Now going back to Midtown. Protesters were overwhelmingly peaceful today + cops respected their right to speak out. But some people tonight had nothing to do with the cause + stole + damaged instead. That we won’t allow.

New Bio: I am featured in several YouTube compilations of gamers getting extremely pissed off when they lose. I hope you can believe me when I say I am not that person anymore, but also if I ever feel like you’re acting weird around me I will assume it’s because of this.

@walletfalls 16 and Pregnant

been chuckling to myself a lot at the concept of an underage milf

Out of everything it's all the covid-themed Halloween costumes that will push me over the edge.

This Animal Crossing game is for babies!!!

brendon i dont have health insurance. the common cold could, potentially, end my life. whats your last name. small? you know brendon you have the same initials as bernie sanders. you a communist brendon? i think i am, now

I just dreamed Arnold Schwarzenegger died of coronavirus. Just putting that out there in case I'm psychic.

@walletfalls Nah man the future of jazz is polycules

being 19 and being told ~1 hour into an 8 hour car ride by the 30 year old that had hired me for two gigs in the south that the fact that i am trying to be a pro musician means i will definitely get into wife swapping and sex addiction

It is March 10, ProsafiaGaming leaks the final boss of Animal Crossing New Horizons which is climate change causing the sea level to submerge your island

@PeteButtigieg 🐀

When I’m president, we’re going to measure our economy by the income growth of the 90%, not by the Dow Jones. #DemDebate

lol

@passthepeasyo Must be tall with indoor parking.

Realistic dating profile bio: Will do whatever to whatever if you can set up my printer slash scanner preferably within the next 6 hours. Also long walks on the beach??

Bernie: I’m scared of getting this heart transplant. Tom Steyer: It’s ok, I’ll be here after your surgery. *Bernie wakes after surgery and sees a nurse* Bernie: Where is Tom Steyer? He said he’d be here. Nurse: Who do you think gave you the heart? Bernie: Yeah, good. Ok.

when you're on your way to a Voight-Kampff test prep course

This is an entire genre

youtube.com/watch?v=x9Mvu5… "mine's bigger"