Installment Plan Papi

My regards to the realest Who always handle they business As far as who's the illest I'm stronger than you civilians Who's story is too familiar Warriors grew to brilliant True supreme super niggas Know hardly a few could feel us for real

@zachmontana210 Thank Keldon

Wemby has added yelling while stuffing down ally oops on your head to his game now...he's been hanging around Keldon Johnson way too much 🤣

@NoLimitsNBA @nylaabell Jokic doesn't care about basketball

@nylaabell I literally can not even imagine Jokić saying something like this.

Love Wemby but him begging for the MVP is such a bad look. Generational superstars don’t get handed contenders by year 3, but he did. He will win plenty of awards in this league, but campaigning for it in year 3 is crazy work idc

@Stokedfight Boxers don't win street fights, they win boxing matches

It's hard to explain to someone who isn't a boxing fan that the guy on the left beats the guy on the right in a street fight.

@TylerGlasscock_ Mighta been 20 ast on 23 FGs

@TylerGlasscock_ I believe I saw at one point they had 30 assists on 33 FGs

Takeaways from the Spurs win tonight vs. Miami: - This team is just so far ahead of everyone else not named OKC or Detroit - Victor Wembanyama is just absurd - Dylan Harper’s recent stretch has been amazing - Stephon Castle looked polished after the two-game absence - Keldon Johnson for 6MOTY - Shoutout to De’Aaron Fox’s team high +24 - Harrison Barnes is quietly returning ti form - Carter Bryant is going to be so good - Wouldn’t mind Devin Vassell being a little more aggressive hunting is shot - Spurs dominate the PITP and rebounding battle, the Spurs dominate the game - Another solid night from beyond the arc, wanna see them keep stacking these up - Absolutely love the 25 second-chance points on 17 offensive rebounds - 15 turnovers is a little too much for my liking, coaches probably feel the same - 33 assists on 48 field goals is ethical hoops - Mitch Johnson for Coach of the Year 54-18!!! #PorVida

@stoned_fox1 Lmao. Baby shoe wearing ass

Why do my kids keep tryna wear my orthopedic shoes I can't have nothing 😭

@ick_real Obligated no but you should do it bc your not a freeloader

If a coworker has a car and lives near my house, and drives me to work every day, am I obligated to chip in for gas?

@KINGS_FANATIC @tom_orsborn You didn't hear them ask him the question?

@tom_orsborn Lmao now he’s pleading for MVP 😭 averages only 24 pts on a superteam

Wemby states his case for MVP:

@playoffkee_ You lost for caring to impress Austin Rivers

“ I’ll respect bam when he drops 30 on wemby” -this season already

Not sure what's gotten into Dylan Harper 3ball but maaaaaaan

@DatPiff Nas, Kiss, Gibbs them SP

You’re working on a song and need a rapper with guaranteed BARS on it. Which one are you choosing?

@HeatCulture13 Nothingburger answer

Kelly Olynyk speaks on the difference between the Spurs and Heat organization: “I think there’s similarities from how they tackle a game from a mental stand point. They’re different in their own ways too. The Heat dive a lot into the strength and conditioning and being in world class shape. So do other team but that’s their MO, they do it really well. The Heat are a lot about iron sharpening iron. Confrontation is not the right word but just working things out. Over here it’s a little bit different in the way they go about it but they both work in their own ways” (Via @spurs YT)

@ApolloFift57105 @marclamonthill @vaderviz Duhh

@marclamonthill @vaderviz You said “outrageous” referring to questions of whether the actions were BAD. There for discussing the right or wrong of the circumstances. Stop being disingenuous Marc.

This only looks outrageous to people who haven’t played sports. Are there other approaches to coaching that also work? Yes. But I’m not upset by this approach, based on what she’s actually saying to her.

@TexasPharmD @SaltyBitch_52 Because the pharmacy lady changed her story. Looking at camera footage is not checking inventory

@SaltyBitch_52 OP is definitely leaving something out. She was told the inventory was checked and then says "so the inventory wasn't checked" after she told them they looked at the cameras during the time it was filled. None of this makes sense.

You go to Walgreens to get your prescription filled and when you get home, you notice that the bottle doesn't seem as full so you count the pills and discover you are short a few. You go back and ask them to check their cameras or do an inventory to see if they are short but they don't seem like they care. This is the first time that has ever happened to you and you just want your missing medicine. What do you do? I've only had that happen one time at a pharmacy I've used for over 30 years. They did a count of what they had and discovered they were off by the few I was missing and gave them to me the next day.

@PlayoffDude "GET OFF MY LAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWN!¡!!!” - LeOld Guy

LeBron’s declining man 😭

@KeruboSk Tomatoes

I didn’t even know this was a thing. Texture vs. taste: have you ever disliked a food purely because of how it feels, even though the flavor was actually good?

@bowtiedmeathead Just ask her

My wife and I were talking the other day about potential career options for my 15 yrs old daughter who really struggles in school and is likely not college bound/material. For guys it’s easy… Don’t want to go to college, pick a trade or figure something else out such as a police officer, firefighter etc. It’s not as easy for girls. I think she would do well in sales since she is attractive, has the personality and is extremely social (spends hours everyday talking on the phone to all her friends). For parents with daughters who aren’t on the college path…what are some real, high-income career options you’ve seen work?

@SixZamier Carter Bryant looking like he touched Michael Jackson in the 80s

I hope no voters feel unique & dont vote Wemby for DPOY, we want that first ever unanimous.

@jvs3ph AI and Harden both belong there before Bron

The 4 MOST Influential Players ever

@JayExodus @Soulful1865 So the fuck what

@Soulful1865 There hasn’t been one day in NYC to wear shorts in 2026. This is from 2024.

BRONX NYC 2026 : A Black and Puerto Rican fight it out.