Keith Blanchard

Pinning this pic to capture my Verified status—seems like a better option than paying Elon $240/yr to keep a little white-and-blue checkmark next to my name.

Just saying, if Saruman Holdings (bloomberg.com/profile/compan… ) has any investments in Palantir Technologies (cnn.com/markets/stocks…) we’re all screwed

Oh my God, I cannot believe #JessicaWalter is gone. If she had given us either Mallory Archer or Lucille Bluth she’d be hall of fame. But both?? RIP

Following the thread I posted on Friday about the restoration of Knowlton & Harmon's #ComputerNude, I've written a more comprehensive record of the process link.medium.com/vXYyJQYBCeb

Hey @CNN, whaddaya say we stop calling them "protestors." You're cleared now to step up the rhetoric and go with "armed domestic terrorists" or something with some teeth. The protest is clearly over. #CivilWar

Keep the faith, folks.

Right now you just know @RealDonaldTrump is fuming in a bunker while staff patiently explain why he can't tap Ghislaine Maxwell to be his running mate... #VPPick #KamalaHarrisVP

Can't log in to @fiverr acct. Can't self-reset pswd (says "pswds don't match" even when I paste same new pswd into both fields). Can't get help from site w/out...wait for it...logging in. Trying to automate customer service 100% is short-sighted; drives users to the competition.

Fact-check: Senate Democrats pushed for enhanced unemployment benefits over Republican objections Florida's unemployment system is collapsing because Rick Scott undermined it when he was governor Stimulus checks were held up to add Trump's signature

Working from home is no longer optional—so you'd better make sure your homefront army stays secure and in compliance. #identitygovernance

Quarantine day 6.

@DropboxSupport Hey there is a major billing problem. I only have a basic account but you just just billed me for $450; it just landed on my credit card. I'm the only one who uses the account. Need to get this rectified ASAP. keith@teamstreamproductions.com if you want to email.

What’s up with airplane food? Am I right?

“Mobile has become the remote control for our lives.” Todd McKinnon at #Oktane19

Where exactly IS the east side, in a city where the sun don’t set?

Cool video from Jon Gregory @clickrocks for our Maxim-meets-wacky-packs kickstarter project (kck.st/2CPrimc). Hairballs, people: hairballs.

Just launched a kickstarter with Smokin' Joe McWilliams: Trading sticker-cards like Garbage Pail Kids. Early backers get cool swag. kck.st/2CPrimc

Go cougars!