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Sometimes I park in handicapped spaces While handicapped people make handicapped faces

Good Afternoon

Mission accomplished, I got all the gay and TDS people out of hiding today! Simply by posting a picture of Old Glory!

@ThatCheerMomOfX Looking hot tonight.

Have you pissed off a liberal today by just existing and breathing? Me too. Cheers 🍻

@ThrillaRilla369 spanish is ghetto language

Imagine knowing how to speak 8 different languages but you failed to learn when to shut the fck up in any of them 😂 🤦🏻‍♂️

@thesego2eleven No. Cheap Crutch

Do you think feeling nostalgic is useful?

@otokyo__ lesbos

Females in the 70s, what do you notice?

@PeriklesGREAT No haircuts like that then, lol

I've got it ! 😀😀

@mistressdivy Changing diet so my natural gas smells good.

Men: What’s something you’re working on that people don’t see?

@Oceanbreeze473 White Privilege

Don’t rush to judgment - he could be suffering from rectangular scoliosis!

@ThatCheerMomOfX You shower before this pic?

What’s a woman? Still waiting for a libtard to tell me.

@wendyp4545 Good. Didn't need them kids around anyway.

Breaking News: The 2 Shooters, age 17 and 19 killed 3 adult males and then turned their guns on themselves.

🚨 BOOM! A WWII-era seaplane just pulled off an INSANE emergency landing right in the middle of a Phoenix street! Engine noise, smoke pouring into the cockpit, but the pilot stuck the landing like a boss. Wing-mounted camera caught the whole dramatic descent. ALL PASSENGERS AND CREW MADE IT OUT SAFELY. Old-school American engineering still delivering under pressure. NTSB investigation underway. LEGENDARY! @FoxNews

@AmericaReal3 lol

@Oceanbreeze473 Never got laid. My life was boring. Lots of beer though

Have you ever been in a beer drinking contest? At a party, at a stag? At home? What’s your best time at chugging a beer?

@klara_sjo That is a way to look at it all

This is how it looks if you're a little guy that's into fat chicks.

Ladies, I'm trying to see something. Take a selfie like a man and post it in the comments.

@4thOfJuly365 lol

The only thing stiffer than Biden’s brain is his Depends diaper after he shits himself during a press conference.

@Headshok1962 lol

Yep

@lady_valor_07 YES

Is climate change a hoax? A. YES B. NO