Long and Luscious

Roses are gross, Violets are yuck. Valentine's Day is when grandparents fuck. ❤️😐❤️

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Why do so many people think baby seals are brutally killed in the hunt?

Dem Boyz are back!!! #WORKAHOLICS SEASON 7 starts TONIGHT!!!!

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I'm gonna be an awful dad some day

After a week, I got rid of the baby. I refuse to own anything that has to be hand washed.

How come when guys aren't loyal girls call them dogs? Dogs are the most loyal.

@dylantbrooks the Pokémon or the emotion?

Weeds legal in California LOL

The social media aftermath of the US election will be fucking unbearable regardless of who wins.

Anyone drivin in town lookin for company? 😘😝

@bear_4894 u r wat u eat

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Sadly Party Keith has passed away overnight and Hangover Keith has risen once again

@abbymp95 didn't even know you guys were out here! Better see you next time!

When do you fellers get your cheque I got to make a truck payment #tax #nlpoli

Why doesn't Netflix have any game shows yet