$Kekin

@nocontextmemes I'd get my girlfriend to push the button. Checkmate.

@ShitpostGate Yellow pill is literally a disability

Day 1 - Chia Donald Trump

@PicturesFoIder Yes there is

There is no red in this picture

WHEN I’M PRESIDENT THE MCDONALD’S ICE CREAM MACHINES WILL WORK GREAT AGAIN!

@ShitpostGate They showed us this movie in highschool

@TiredActor Yes especially when you're drunk

Guys does it help to lean forward when you pee like ur one of these things

@AyoolaMatthee @historyinmemes Where's the 1987 coca cola logo? And what's that white line going to the nose?

@historyinmemes The evolution of Coca-Cola and Pepsi!

A Coca-Cola employee offered to sell company secrets to Pepsi for 1.5 million dollars. Pepsi responded by notifying Coca-Cola. As high-ranking Coca-Cola employees, Joya Williams and her accomplice Ibrahim Dimson had access to many documents about Coca-Cola drinks and future projects. Williams and Dimson so called Pepsi and offered to sell all the executive secrets for $1.5 million. Unfortunately for Williams and Dimson, Pepsi executives reported them to Coca-Cola and the FBI. The FBI then sent undercover agents posing as Pepsi executives. Those FBI undercover agents lured Williams and Dimson with a portion of the $1.5 million demanded and forced them to hand over the documents and the vial containing the chemical. Williams and Dimson were caught red-handed. The FBI presented the proof of payment and the secrets to the court as irrefutable evidence. In 2007, Williams was sentenced to eight years in prison and Dimson to five years in prison. A Pepsi spokesperson said, "We did what any responsible company would do. Competition can be fierce, but it also has to be fair and legal," according to CNN. Eight years in prison is the sentence given to Joya Williams, the former Coca-Cola employee and five years to his accomplice, Ibrahim Dimson, who had attempted to sell the secret formula of the famous drink to competitor Pepsi without taking into account that, in addition to patents, the law also protects business secrets.

@BuffaloRon Do it

Talk me out of it. At our local shelter, wife won't be home for 4 more days.

@TaraBull808 If it was a door, how would one get in and out of it without disturbing the rocks beneath it

I saw nothing move

@BrittanyXVenti You've recently posted multiple times about women dating younger men so it's not too surprising

@TaraBull808 Prince predicted this

What do purple skies mean?

@Erryn_lll @clownworld Nah, im in Canada, but I'd say it's worth trying in you're in an affected area

@Kekin41 @clownworld Are you taking action?

@BrittanyXVenti Did it ruin the finish or something?

@PicturesFoIder Looks more like a dive bar when they turn the lights on

Imagine the smell

@LibertyCappy Its a trick question, never trust a donkey.

@InternetH0F Yes, because everyone knows that elephants are native to America

Making this abomination deserves prison time

@dom_lucre Not a fan of hers but I'm happy for her

🔥🚨DEVELOPING: Grammy award winning singer Lizzo uploaded a video showing off her new body after her weight loss journey.

@DelusionPosting Watch till the end