Kek's Witnesses

Just went to invest 500 bucks in Pearl Abyss on @Stash and... it isn't there to invest in. And in hours it may be too late. Story of my life...

While Kek's Witnesses cannot claim infallible knowledge of Lord Kek's judgment, we have a considered, sincere, and strong belief that 4chan's legal response to the UK's Ministry of Truth is in accordance with his will.

@EndWokeness Where the hell did they come up with a blue-eyed Daphne. This is heresy

Netflix just unveiled its Scooby Doo cast. No race-swaps.

@prestonjbyrne The years just get odder and odder.

My digest of early Crimson Desert reviews: a technically astonishing Eldenlike with more features, weaker mooks, and a world that isn't relentlessly bleak. That last one is what really drove me away from Elden Ring. Edit: Also, it needs patches and enhanced QoL.

@vee_bolt_x Interesting. I think they'll be OK though.

A single review score shook a company. Pearl Abyss stock plunged 28% after Crimson Desert scored 78 on Metacritic—below expectations. After 7 years of development, weak depth concerns hit investor confidence. #crimsondesert #GamingDaily #GamerLife

@prestonjbyrne "If you have a problem with your citizens using our website, take it up with them. You could also consider modeling China and creating a giant firewall so only government permitted ideas are allowed to propagate. Whatever you choose to do, kindly do not involve us. Bye."

@prestonjbyrne a uk regulator fining a us-hosted site for not complying with uk censorship rules it has no jurisdiction over. the audacity is the point - normalize extraterritorial content control and the architecture follows.

@prestonjbyrne Get em boys. Praise Kek

The UK's censorship agency, Ofcom, issued 4chan with a giant fine today. We responded to Ofcom with a giant hamster today.

@Grummz Ma'am, I know Lara Croft. I went to Atlantis with Lara Croft. And you, ma'am, are no Lara Croft.

I don't think the new Lara Croft is working out so well.

@Rainmaker1973 The Big Red Zero

What number do you see?

Today I learned that "pipi popopo" is how you say "bla bla bla" in Portuguese. I like it.

Yes, it's lousy of the Democrats not to pay TSA workers, but realistically, we would be better off with the Bunker Plan anyway. youtube.com/watch?v=v_WyMl…

@sean_spicier Mafia: that's a nice air line you got there shame if something happened to it. Democrats: that's a nice air line you got there shame if something happened to it like we shut down the TSA. Turns out it's not a new tactic.

Always remember that Democrats hate America and want us defeated. Every single time they will side against you. Oh, there’s always an excuse. There’s always a reason. But every single time they will decide against America.

"The least perversity can do is to be frankly perverse, as opposed to smug, smarmy and pseudo-virtuous. Of course, frankness about what it is is the ONLY possible virtue it can have, so it tracks that it would eschew that."--eyeswideopen, Insty comments

@wretchardthecat "Empty suit"... now there's a term I haven't heard since... 2017 maybe? Although maybe it had a resurgence around 2021.

In retrospect the Global World was excessively dependent on chokepoints controlled by terror groups and theocracies for decades. These narrow points, like mountain passes, could be crossed only by their leave. They were passable only at their pleasure. Rather than mitigate supply chain risk, the Global World for ideological and economic reasons, increased their dependence without corresponding insurance, either in the form of stockpiles, alternative suppliers or military forces. They relied instead on the charlatans who offered "international law" as a substitute for physical security. Time and again they made themselves even more dependent on bad actors: on artisanal mining of rare earths in Africa, on Russian pipelines, on undefended Taiwanese chip foundries. Until, in a moment of reckoning Iran partly closed the Bab el-Mandam and more consequentially menaced the Strait of Hormuz and there was no answer. The Global World discovered it had not the fleet to secure either passage or as in the case of the Royal Navy, found it had not a fleet at all. Suddenly Europe rued closing down its nuclear plants. Australia regretted closing down its fuel refineries. Perhaps before long the Global World will worried about the security of Taiwan. It is easier to be wise after the fact Yet there were preparations for this crisis that could be made short of building navies or girding for war. Reshoring critical production, diversifying their sources or in the absence of these possibilities nearshoring the origin of these critical materiels to close by countries would have been sensible. Except they did not occur to politicians locked into agendas, manacled to slogans and in thrall to activist groups. Yet that lack of foresight too was unsurprising. Beneath the talking points and memorized responses there was often nothing. Downing Street insiders described Keir Starmer, perhaps the epitome of mindless process, as "the least intellectually curious person I have ever met", what was once called an "empty suit" , a derogatory term for a person a position of authority who appears impressive but lacks substance, intelligence, competence, or original ideas. The only question now is do we have the capacity to learn. x.com/NJ_Timothy/sta…

An Instapundit commenter shared this today. I think it's brilliant. Left LITERALLY can't meme because memes require straight talk. (But the phrase is "per se".)

Amazing. Communism is terrible.