KeladryStan

@courtneymilan Didn't a judge just gut the ACA requirement for insurance plans to cover preventative care? Certainly seems like someone's looking at "where can we limit spending even more" in a very bad way

@chronicallybeee Also, bananas aren't spicy. If bananas taste spicy to you, you might be allergic.

i thought coffee made everyone’s tummy upset but apparently it doesn’t i said “oh nooo i’m nauseous but thats just what happens when you drink coffee” and all 3 of my coworkers near me said “what? coffee makes you nauseous??” and i was like “.. it doesn’t make you nauseous?”

I want to see charts about “the economy” showing how many people are hungry or how many kids’ shoes are too small. Not fake stuff

@TechConnectify @DrunkCat1337 I've been on cohost for a week and the culture seems nice so far, for what it's worth

I asked my 4 yr old if he was excited to be in his Uncle’s wedding To which he responded “yeah and I can’t wait to be the ring bear I have been practicing” and then proceeded to get on all fours and growl loudly at me. No plans to correct his understanding of his role

every explanation of mastodon makes me feel like I’m at a party and someone wants to play their elaborate card game everyone’s too drunk for

i have a discord, it is GOOD. but it's not the same thing as stumbling across a medievalist's twenty-tweet thread about penises on tapestries or whatever

I need someone to explain to me why it’s legal for armed, masked men to threaten people who want to vote, but illegal for people to give voters water to drink. Explain it to me like I’m in kindergarten.