kelly james

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kelly james

@Kelly5James

supporter and Ally of LGBTQ+ community 🏳️‍🌈Animal lover 🐶🐴 Drag fan lefty NHS mental health worker 💙🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿🇵🇸 #fuck🧊

Narberth, Wales Katılım Eylül 2011

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Deniis🪐@ALEXAGY0·1d

i caught two kids smoking weed outside my office. Fifteen minutes later my boss caught me and two kids smoking weed outside my office

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No Context Brits@NoContextBrits·1d

Me trying to work in this heat.

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Matt Casey 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 🇬🇧@MattCas04807118·1d

This is class.😊😊 Well played all.👏👏👏

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🦋 fairy 🧚‍♂️@thisdecfairy·2d

him: “send me a picture of you playing with your 🐱.” me:

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RNSuperHero@RNSuperHero·2d

Overheard in ICU *from a very confused elderly lady* “Can I get a cigarette and some morphine” Same babe. Same.

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kelly james@Kelly5James·2d

@paperssil @sorayahdnyc So I also just found out I have T cell lymphoma I also like Abs….. #justsaying

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this diva 😭😭

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kelly james@Kelly5James·3d

@MoIRA006 @james_page26 13 years and you’re still a rubbish dog owner weird flex

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@Kelly5James @james_page26 I’ll justify it, as I’ve had my dog for 13 years, so I don’t need to take advice from some twat on X.

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James Page@james_page26·3d

It seems I’ve triggered some terrible dog owners today

James Page@james_page26

It’s 28 degrees at 10:15. You should not be allowed a dog if you’re walking it in this heat

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kelly james@Kelly5James·3d

@MoIRA006 @james_page26 You justify yourself however you like 😂

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@Kelly5James @james_page26 My dog would also tell you to fuck off and mind your business.

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kelly james@Kelly5James·3d

@MoIRA006 @james_page26 Always insults. Stop being a shitty person and get your arse out of bed in morning

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Moon boy@MoIRA006·3d

@Kelly5James @james_page26 I’ll take my dog when I can, which is about 9/10. And if it’s too hot, he’ll go in the sea and cool down. So mind your own fucking business cunt.

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@MoIRA006 @james_page26 Yes they can you just get up earlier simple as that stop taking your dogs out in this heat ffs

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Moon boy@MoIRA006·3d

@james_page26 Nah you’re just a clueless and judgemental clown. Not everyone can take their dogs for a walk before the sun comes up and most dogs need their walk regardless. You don’t even have a dog, it’s obvious.

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God@TheTweetOfGod·5d

Next time just dogs.

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Claire Hopkin 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿@claireindubai·5d

Urgent!!!!

Claire Hopkin 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿@claireindubai

I need an URGENT and I mean like now urgent foster for an English bulldog puppy. 8 months old. He's coming here but that's going to be unsustainable with moody Lola. He's a bit naughty too apparently but they're threatening to put him down and I have no choice.

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🦋 fairy 🧚‍♂️@thisdecfairy·6d

apparently this bear can smell people who don’t want to go to work tomorrow

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𝗱𝗮𝗻𝗻𝘆🫧💚@beyoncegarden·20 May

obsessed with this diva who has a mini umbrella for her cigarette😭

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I Don't Know Her@I_Dont_Know_Her·20 May

Obsessed with Alan Carr's dog jumping on Miranda Hart and getting her scalded

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𝓛𝓪𝓾𝓻𝓪 ˚.🎀༘⋆@Laura_arma_ni·19 May

Me on my way to the kitchen for a snack after having a meltdown about being fat

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Mukhtar@I_amMukhtar·19 May

Scott Margerison, aka EDobbin, didn’t just harass a 15-year-old at Tommy Robinson’s march. He has a track record of filming young girls. In one clip, after two girls said they were 19, he replied: “You’re both brand new then, aren’t ya?”

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WeRateDogs@dog_rates·18 May

This is Sprout and Granola. They are enjoying a day on the lake. Yes, the propeller hats are necessary. They're helping with acceleration, obviously. 14/10 for both