Kelly Stanze

I'm not sure I'm leaving Twitter just yet, BUT I did create a BlueSky account. If you're over there, catch me at bsky.app/profile/kellys…

@volvavortex @fruitpilled I, a woman in my mid-30’s, understand that there are thousands of variables that determine how a woman looks. I ran a literal marathon 2 months ago and I’m still considered overweight, so…sit down with that close-minded, unnuanced bad take.

@fruitpilled I, a woman See a woman who for her age has no excuse to not have better muscle definition She is in decent shape for a woman in her 40s And she's 27

47 days to go to reach my crowdfunding goal for Imposter Academy, a podcast about #impostersyndrome. You know, guys, I'll shut up about it sooner if you fund it. kickstarter.com/projects/kelly…

Leo Chenal being a KC hero after yesterday's game WHILE ALSO being a precious little Baby Chief in awe of his place on the team is just *chef's kiss*

@brandibuzzard I didn't, but you know how easily having a sick kid can derail things. A lot of life got put on hold for a minute.

@KellyStanze I'm sorry you had influenza!!!

Life got away from me a big there. Influenza A hit our house and I had to abandon work and Kickstarter for a week. SO, anyway...now I'm scrambling to make up for lost time. If you'd interested in supporting a podcast about imposter syndrome, here you go: kickstarter.com/projects/kelly…

@elpollock16 We insure through my husband’s job now (since I’m self-employed) and the system is so much better than my large corporate employer had.

*grabs megaphone and steps on top of a wooden crate* Stop requiring customers to download an app in order to buy the things they see in an ad. You’re losing business with a higher threshold for early-stage users.

@DavidPepper Missouri voted to legalize abortion and increase the minimum wage via ballot measures, but Republicans swept all state-level elections. It’s wild. I could not believe the same citizens that voted in favor of reproductive choice also voted to keep Josh Hawley in office?

Interesting thread.

@JasonKander Abrasive lol And here I am, tweeting for years that you’re the chill, nurturing big brother of Kansas City’s anxious liberals.

lol at abrasive

Okay. Well. That sucked. Now returning to my tweets about relistening to Lord of the Rings via the @AndySerkis audiobooks, because it’s hopeful and allegorical and artistic. I’ve got 19 hours left of Return of the King, so let’s do this.

Friends, if you are in recovery for an eating disorder and this week feels triggering for you — you’re not alone. Reach out. Talk to a loved one. If you use EDA, contact your sponsor. This is not worth relapse. I believe in us.

@BigElad My husband and I - and our three puppy mill survivor dogs - were pulling for you. Thanks for putting it all out there!

I love you Missouri, and I always will.

Found some voter fraud for y’all. This guy visits Missouri six times a year, most of the time flying in and out in the same day. Lives in Virginia. But votes in Missouri. His family does not incur the consequences of votes he casts in statewide races or for statewide issues..

“Pro-life” would be 20 Sandy Hook students voting for the first time this election.

me at 6:45 pm: eh the results tonight can only stress me out. prob just gonna ignore them entirely :) me at 9:45 pm: WHERE ARE THE REST OF THE VOTES FROM MECKLENBURG COUNTY NORTH CAROLINA

Your college friend who did every MLM and is now a real estate agent is going to post "no matter who wins Jesus is King" today and then tomorrow say the absolute worst shit about Harris voters lol. Can't wait.

No matter what happens, it saddens me deeply that rape, felonies, trying to overthrow our democracy, misogyny, racism and transphobia are somehow not deal breaks for 10’s of millions of Americans.