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Kelly Stanze

@KellyStanze

Aspiring Podcaster. Self-employed SEO and web strategy consultant. Mom. Slow runner. Neurospicy. Non-profit board member. She/her.

Kansas City Katılım Ocak 2009
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Kelly Stanze@KellyStanze·
I'm not sure I'm leaving Twitter just yet, BUT I did create a BlueSky account. If you're over there, catch me at bsky.app/profile/kellys…
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Kelly Stanze@KellyStanze·
@volvavortex @fruitpilled I, a woman in my mid-30’s, understand that there are thousands of variables that determine how a woman looks. I ran a literal marathon 2 months ago and I’m still considered overweight, so…sit down with that close-minded, unnuanced bad take.
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karen to the universe@the_enrightened·
@fruitpilled I, a woman See a woman who for her age has no excuse to not have better muscle definition She is in decent shape for a woman in her 40s And she's 27
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Kelly Stanze@KellyStanze·
Leo Chenal being a KC hero after yesterday's game WHILE ALSO being a precious little Baby Chief in awe of his place on the team is just *chef's kiss*
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Kelly Stanze@KellyStanze·
@brandibuzzard I didn't, but you know how easily having a sick kid can derail things. A lot of life got put on hold for a minute.
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Kelly Stanze@KellyStanze·
Life got away from me a big there. Influenza A hit our house and I had to abandon work and Kickstarter for a week. SO, anyway...now I'm scrambling to make up for lost time. If you'd interested in supporting a podcast about imposter syndrome, here you go: kickstarter.com/projects/kelly…
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Kelly Stanze@KellyStanze·
@elpollock16 We insure through my husband’s job now (since I’m self-employed) and the system is so much better than my large corporate employer had.
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Kelly Stanze@KellyStanze·
*grabs megaphone and steps on top of a wooden crate* Stop requiring customers to download an app in order to buy the things they see in an ad. You’re losing business with a higher threshold for early-stage users.
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Kelly Stanze@KellyStanze·
@DavidPepper Missouri voted to legalize abortion and increase the minimum wage via ballot measures, but Republicans swept all state-level elections. It’s wild. I could not believe the same citizens that voted in favor of reproductive choice also voted to keep Josh Hawley in office?
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Kelly Stanze@KellyStanze·
@JasonKander Abrasive lol And here I am, tweeting for years that you’re the chill, nurturing big brother of Kansas City’s anxious liberals.
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Kelly Stanze@KellyStanze·
Okay. Well. That sucked. Now returning to my tweets about relistening to Lord of the Rings via the @AndySerkis audiobooks, because it’s hopeful and allegorical and artistic. I’ve got 19 hours left of Return of the King, so let’s do this.
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Kelly Stanze@KellyStanze·
Friends, if you are in recovery for an eating disorder and this week feels triggering for you — you’re not alone. Reach out. Talk to a loved one. If you use EDA, contact your sponsor. This is not worth relapse. I believe in us.
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Kelly Stanze@KellyStanze·
@BigElad My husband and I - and our three puppy mill survivor dogs - were pulling for you. Thanks for putting it all out there!
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Rep. Casey Weinstein 🇺🇸@RepWeinstein·
“Pro-life” would be 20 Sandy Hook students voting for the first time this election.
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@philjamesson.com on bsky@PhilJamesson·
me at 6:45 pm: eh the results tonight can only stress me out. prob just gonna ignore them entirely :) me at 9:45 pm: WHERE ARE THE REST OF THE VOTES FROM MECKLENBURG COUNTY NORTH CAROLINA
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Terrance Avery@terrancesavery·
Your college friend who did every MLM and is now a real estate agent is going to post "no matter who wins Jesus is King" today and then tomorrow say the absolute worst shit about Harris voters lol. Can't wait.
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Dana Goldberg@DGComedy·
No matter what happens, it saddens me deeply that rape, felonies, trying to overthrow our democracy, misogyny, racism and transphobia are somehow not deal breaks for 10’s of millions of Americans.
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