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Robert Pattinson when asked which team he was on during the ‘TWILIGHT’ days: "No one’s Team Jacob. That was a marketing thing." (Via @canalplus)

Justin Timberlake when he saw what officers put down as his race:

CORRECT ME IF I'M WRONG BUT, I turn 27 this year and I have realised , as a man, no one cares about you. Not your wife. Not your family. Not your friends. Not your workmates. Nobody. People act like they care, but deep down, they don't. Youare on your own. Always on your own.

Justin Waller tells Louis Theroux about his "one-way monogamous" relationship and thinks he upsets Louis... who laughs in his face.

I've never met a girl who supports abortion who hasn't had an abortion. Big cope




sometimes you meet a woman that’s really straight like sooo straight

Trump did a 3 minute comedy set with Team USA after they won the gold medal. “I’ve got to tell you I have to also invite the women’s team as well…or I’d be impeached”

Trump did a 3 minute comedy set with Team USA after they won the gold medal. “I’ve got to tell you I have to also invite the women’s team as well…or I’d be impeached”

🚨🚨| BREAKING: Referee Pascal Kaiser, who proposed to his partner before the Cologne vs Wolfsburg game, was attacked at his home. His address was leaked online and he received threats. The attack is believed to be linked to homophobic abuse after the proposal. [@lequipe]












