Ken Jaffe🟦🟧

“I am not a member of an organized political party...I’m a Democrat “. Will Rogers. “Oh, what a hell of a heaven it’s going to be when all these hypocrites assemble there “. Mark Twain

@StleKvale Don’t think too much, I understand thinking can give you a bad headache.

@KenJaffe1 Valid point. For us at the evil Ministry we have to deal with a lot of rumors sadly. Then when thinking about it, rumors are kinda evil. Maybe we should embarrass it... You got me thinking now

More rumours are circulating that the 'Tiger protection'' program at The Ministry has been a failure. To counter these silly rumours, The Ministry has decided to publish new footage to prove all you fools wrong. You wouldn't want to enter this area.. #CatsofTwitter

@StleKvale Having once been in senior care, I most definitely understand. Should someone ask just tell them “if it ain’t broke, don’t fix it “.

@KenJaffe1 No no, the rumors from the outside world. We cope poorly with the outside world, you know

@StleKvale I agree with you wholeheartedly about protecting the residents, but you said that the Ministry says it’s a failure. What was the actual plan?

@KenJaffe1 It did not fail!!! Duh!!!! Protection is vital at the Ministry. Our secrets are holy. No, not holy, unholy.. You get my point

@SarahSevans2000 Now, that’s a real head job.

Well that’s a headline I didnt have in my bingo card lol

@gnuman1979 There is nothing perfectly normal about Jr.

A Perfectly Normal Story About The Time Robert Kennedy Jr. Cut Off A Raccoon's Penis open.substack.com/pub/wonkette/p…

I can’t even imagine what Dickens would write about our world today

I want him back as president.

It all makes sense now.

I usually disagree with Senator Paul, but not on this. And for those of us who are financially hanging on, will bear the consequences. I’m one of them and I am scared of what tomorrow will bring.

@MalikAlyza May you have a Wonderful Birthday. Plus, a wonderful future life filled with joy and love.

I raised my daughter alone, and today she turns 18. Her mother passed away during childbirth. Even a simple blessing would make her very happy. May the Lord grant health and happiness to whoever wishes us a happy birthday. 🎂 🥰

Sarah Huckabee Sanders pictured with Proud Boy convicted of Seditious Conspiracy. Be a real shame if everyone retweeted this.

Question of the Day...

It's a full-fledged cover-up. Elon's app will bury these tweets. Don't let it. Keep exposing them. Keep the pressure on.

@LakotaMan1 It’s the next step in the takeover.

Exactly

@SarahSevans2000 Those eyes are filled with humor, intelligence, personality, warmth and caring. Just plain beautiful, Sarah.

First thing …

People need to see this. It’s not what the United States used to be.

Pete Hegseth, Trump’s Secretary of Defense, commented on the shortage of Tomahawk missiles in the U.S., claiming that “weapon stockpiles were depleted back under Biden due to shipments to Ukraine.” In reality, the U.S. has never supplied Tomahawk missiles to Ukraine — Hegseth is simply lying. They started a war without having the cards, and now they’re blaming Ukraine.

@StleKvale @Brooks675480 They are still cute. Happy Monday, Ståle

Actual footage of me and @Brooks675480 discussing whether Monday really is a day or the weekend lasting until Tuesday