The Duke Of Khwisero

@evansokaalo @asekamiradi I will be doing my roadworks and morning runs

@KenMayienga @asekamiradi I know you are now smiling 😁. Oda'wise how are you doing?

1/2. The tarmacking of the Lunza-Khukolomani, Manyulia–Dudi and Khwisero–Eshibinga roads has been re-advertised after termination of the initial tender due to non-adherence to contractual obligation on delivery period,...

@asekamiradi sasa hii tunajibu aje Mheshimiwa?

Eid Mubarak to our Muslim brothers and sisters.

@MasculinitySato Emafura boys cant tolarate lousy lay

Men, If your woman doesn’t know how to spread her legs, enjoy that position. If she is good at spreading them wide, get rid of her immediately. Rules are rules.

@wahukagwi Hakuna mtu atamjua

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@TheODMparty @EstherPassaris @DrOburu_O Confused voters in Nyanza will fall for the bait and send home all ODM candidates

Party Leader @DrOburu_O says ODM regions will remain ODM strongholds heading into the 2027 general election. He says this arrangement is only between ODM and the UDA party. He assures party aspirants that primaries will be free, fair and transparent and that there will be no sacred cows. He spoke today when he met aspirants for the various seats in the Luo Nyanza region at an hotel in Kisumu #TukoTayari

@CaptKigen @AlfredMwandagha Humble in one picture ( Scripted)

A very humble president Watuchungie sana

@WayeshAndrew @DrBKhalwale Get a life ....I mean get a wife

@DrBKhalwale While other leaders post and boast of what they have done for wananchi, this old dude only posts his vehicles, bulls, his 100 children and 7 wives. Africa is just a sick continent.

Good morning everyone. Off to work..

@amerix Emafura village Eshibinga Khwisero is beckoning

If you are an observant person, A man who is keen, and concerned about his consciousness, You will realise something unusual is happening, There is a silent shift going on, We are moving from an OWNERSHIP ECONOMY to a SUBSCRIPTION ECONOMY. In a subscription economy, you own nothing, but you pay for goods and services which you consume, For example, Back in the 90s, We bought and owned music hardware like cassettes and discs, This ensured that the music hardware was yours and nobody would charge you a recurring monthly fee to play music, We owned newspapers and kept them, We bought and owned books, We owned letters written to us, We bought, and claimed ownership, But this is changing, and it is concerning, In a subscription economy, you own nothing, but you pay for it. MKOPA phones and Electric bikes are examples of how we have lost ownership of what we have bought. It will reach a time where, • You won't make a call, unless you subscribe to a calling service, on top of buying airtime, • You won't send an email unless you subscribe, or you will lose all your emails, • You won't listen to music unless you pay a monthly subscription fee for streaming, • You won't send a text or a WhatsApp message unless you subscribe to a monthly plan, or get used to annoying advertisements, • You won't cook food unless you pay for a monthly gas subscription plan or pay double for electricity, • You won't drink clean water unless you subscribe to a monthly water delivery plan. Ultimately, you won't own land or a house or a cow, You will own nothing, and you will never be happy. You will become a slave of the subscription economy. That day is coming. If you are wise, • Go to a rural area, • Own land, • Get solar, • Sink a borehole, • Keep poultry, cows, goats and sheep, • Grow your food. Don't sit in the city like sheep. Freedom will be given to those who will defeat the subscription economy. WAKE UP! #ManDay

@MissLingard14 On Kutu i just want a breathing one. mwenye anapumua anaweza panua

Kwa status mnapost Wasichana warembo lakini Kutu ikiwanyorosha mnakujia sisi wenye tunakaaa Polo Kimani

Can someone next to Ruto tell him he is going home, and he should come to terms with, so that he stops misusing resources of the nation in a futile exercise of trying to woo leaders and voters alike. The amount of money being used for ruto to get elected is enough to construct an electric railway from Dakar Senegal to capetown with connection to Port of Kismayu. It will take Kenya 100 years to recover from this retrogressive politics. Kenyans must wake up and salvage their nation, for yourselves and for your future generation . Kenya needs a renaissance

@BernardKavuli Alirudishiwa kikombe ya unga

A lady asks where the first person to ever return change got the extra money from.

@Shabanafckenya your counterpart @Arsenal have won ,

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@Aboge_27 Those following Oburu have hidden motives to siphone money from Kasongo

This man, Oburu Oginga 😅 He declared himself the presidential candidate for the ODM Linda Ground faction. He then went ahead and declared that ODM is now interested in the DP slot. Now he has announced that he will defend his seat come 2027. I’m honestly convinced it was a mistake to make this old man the party leader of Orange Democratic Movement. Rafael Tuju will show him dust. He's too old to hold any public office.

@MissLingard14 He is richer

Me arguing with rich people on X

@Daisy_660 Wantam

Called what??

@JohnMbadiN Unajidanganya

3 Million voters strong 💪. The four Lakeside counties have already decided. Thank you the great people of Nyakach Constituency, Kisumu County for silencing the naysayers. That was massive and loud! We are solid, resolute & undeterred.

@aime_mwizaa lets go Cheer Murang'a Seals at Nyayo Stadium

What's next after church service 🥰

@keezafaith Whats wrong with that? Kwani ni kesho ama ni ndizi angoje liive?

I gave a man my number yesterday but today he wants to eat me 😭😭 Why are all men after sex in a relationship? 🤔

@amerix They know everything but their work

Men, Lastly, There are these women at work who never stop talking, They are always gossiping and eating, They even know the boss has marital issues, They are the first to say, "The workplace is toxic." It is them who are toxic. Avoid those women. #MasculinitySaturday