Sir. Barkho🇰🇪♏

If you follow me, be 100% sure I'll follow back. I'm not a serious person, so only come with jokes and nonsense in my inbox. Otherwise #RutoMustGo

"Aliskia wezi huchomwa na mafuta akapandisha bei"

I have watched Dr Gikonyo under cross examination and what struck me is that some men reach an age where intimidation stops working on them. There is a certain calmness that comes from having seen governments come and go, presidents rise and fall, ministers behave like small gods, and public storms disappear after a few weeks. You could see a man who was not auditioning for approval from the room, the lawyers, the cameras or the political crowd outside. That is what made it interesting. Kenya is full of people who tremble the moment power enters the room. They start calculating what to say, who might be offended, which side is watching and how tomorrow’s headlines may read. Dr Gikonyo looked like someone who has outlived that fear. At some point in life, the most dangerous person in any room is not the loudest one. It is the old man who no longer needs anything from anyone.

Kenyans owe Africa an Apology

Wakenya wanaogopa maji moto, battery low na insuffiecient bundles Zingine ni rumours

Huko western ukifika 25 years Kama hujawai Leta dem kwa Simba Hua unaletewa auntie yako aconfirm Kama kanyuinyui kako sawa. Mnafungiwa kwa keja Na yeye then morning apeane ripoti. Inakuanga very traumatizing inabidi uhame ushago ukuje Nairobi kuuza CCTV ukipost story za minerals

@archiemwas Kali sana 😂😂😂

Kwani huku ni wapi tuko😂😂 Jamaa tipsy amekuja akaingia kwa mat alafu akaenda kwa kiti ya nyuma na akalala. Kuamshwa akasema atalipa na akazima. Makanga akaleta shida lakini jamaa akalipia viti tatu na akarudi kulala. Sasa shida imekujia wakati gari imetoka stage jamaa akashindwa kulala juu ya kutingishwa akaamka akaketi alafu makanga akajaribu kubeba watu kwa hizo viti zimelipiwa. 😂😂 Alafu makosa akajaribu kumpiga ati amtoe. Jamaa ameshuka na huyo conductor mbaya. Driver akasimamisha gari kando ati asaidie kufungua mlango akapewa bare moja safi akaclick na akarudi kudrive alafu akasema "mumeketi hapo tukipigwa nyinyi ni wanaume aina gani" hapo nikajua dawa imepenya. Tumefika stage wakajaribu kumuitia makanga wengine wampige jamaa akashika mawe akasema kujeni sasa. Amewambia ataangusha hizo vioo zote. Kuna mathe amerecord najua mtaona tiktok 😂😂😭

Ile kizungu inakuanga police station tunanyamazanga tu juu wako na bunduki😂😂😂

And go where? You can't even afford half the rent.😂😂

Same As Mudavadi’s Role In Government

During Mwai Kibaki and Uhuru Kenyatta Public Holiday like Madaraka Day, Labour Day and others, Public Holidays were Public Holidays. Thousands of people flock to various ceremonies, people take their world Day watching the even on TVs. Now, Sugoi Mugul, no one is even watching his speeches. No one attending the ceremonies. Scam this one. Dude just brought Kenya from 8/10 to 2/10. William Ruto aim is just one, breaking Kenya into pieces. ...Looting everything and killing the economy. During our days, I used even to travel from Nairobi to Meru or distance to celebrate the public holidays. Now, even watching Ruto's speeches sijui ni lini. Ata Leo sijui Holiday walienda which county 🤔 Bure kabisaa. I can't waste my time watching fake promises from Kinge'i.

People have normalized hating Kasongo and his ugly kids. Lovely Scenes !

@amerix Inches or Centimeters!!? Mine is 32-33

My waist size is 34 inches. What is your current waist size? Be honest.

@Maryian96 Huyu maybe you hook her up with an ECDE centre, mumama wa watoto watatu anadai kuharibu kijana wa miaka 33!! Eloi 🙆

Hapo vipi? Hi please post for me. I’m a 30 year old lady and a single mom of 3, seeking a genuine companion. I’ve been separated for 3 years now after surviving GBV. I’m a writer, an editor, and currently pursuing my diploma in ICT. I also work from home and I also run an online clothing business. I’m looking for a man aged 33+, Has something going on for himself, A leader because I’m a very strong willed woman and I love my man with a positive masculine energy. Preferably someone who is also separated and is an active, present father to his kids. Open to any tribe except Kikuyu. I’ll be checking the comments...

There will be a special corner in hell for African leaders.

The people shutting down your businesses and killing your careers will be asking you to re-elect them so they can keep their jobs. Never forget what they're doing to you.

Ndio maana #TukoKadi Mi #Nikokadi je wewe

Cutting off a friend because they're reluctant kuchukua kura is a very valid and solid reason. Chukua kura sahi #NikoKadi

@Maryian96 Hizi ujinga ndio zilifanya some of us tukatoka Facebook, msilete hizi delusions X jamani, financially stable but no kid, so the finances can be used on YOUR kid!?!! Smh

Single men are you there?? it might be "this is how i met your mother!"🤣🤣 I'm looking for a kind,single man aged 33-37: emotionally stable,a natural leader, a good communicator, well-educated and cultured,a VERY financially stable provider and someone who wants to date for marriage. A Catholic, without kids (but wants one) who drives a nice car and i mean a very nice CAR!, 5'8 and above most preferred. I am a 32 year old petite kikuyu lady with one kid.A career woman living decently and independently and an intentional lover.I bring warmth,loyalty and genuine partnership that shows up, supports and cheers on a partner. Imagine cuddly mornings and chill nights,relaxed indoor weekends, quality time with family and friends, fun adventures, good food and conversations, laughter, and doing both the serious and cheeky things together.