Kendra Sexton

Wanna know if you’re too old to be at a bar? Look around and if you are one of the only ones wearing long sleeves at the end of October, you’re too old.

Me listening to shots when I was 12 🤝 me listening to shots at 26

I think my least favorite part about wedding planning is that the acronym for “save the dates” is STD 🤷🏻‍♀️

Third tweet goes out to my best friend @KendraSexton1

Bruno Mars’ new song has me singing “Not to sound dramatic, but I wanna die” at any minor inconvenience I have in my life

@katiebanowetz Thank you for your support ❤️

Will I ever be able to read a road work ahead sign without thinking ya I sure hope it does after? Probably not

The song Don’t stop believing will bring America together

@MarinaLacey1 Ope I see it 😅

@Kendra_Sexton1 Check my next tweet!!!

Aint ever heard a song titled “SOS” that I haven’t liked. Rihanna? Quinn XCII? ABBA? All bops.

@dadougherty5 I’m glad you have these priorities, you will have my vote.

When I begin my political career, I will fight to resolve two major issues that will undoubtedly heal this nation.. 1) to move the Natty Championship from Bachelor Monday to Thursday and 2) for no one to ever have to work on the Monday after the Super Bowl 🇺🇸

@Lauren__Bagby I can’t believe that she is even contemplating bringing him back 🙈 he definitely gives off some serial killer vibes

Bennett is so f*cking creepy dude I cannot with him 😅 sitting there dropping the L-bomb on Tayshia with that smug-ass smile on his face like just stay awayyyyy

@dadougherty5 No

Move PAT kicks back up to the 2 yard line

@dadougherty5 Looks like the results are in and I’m right 😏 sucks to suck

Is Mac and cheese a side or a meal? Debating with @Kendra_Sexton1 and need to prove I’m right

@livstoops So true!!

@MikaylaLansink @dadougherty5 I agree that it can be used both ways but a majority of the time it’s just a meal 😂