Kene Bonaventure

@_NuCheese @ekentadaniel Also looking at the fact he's from Anambra, the catchment area for Anambra is highly competitive

@ekentadaniel Unn is highly sought after when it comes to MBBS that's why their cutoff is quite high. There were people who had better grades and they had already reached admission quota for the department, giving you another department was an acknowledgement of your good grades, if not.....

4 years ago, a day before my birthday, I was given admission into anatomy instead of MBBS, despite having As and Bs in WAEC and 331 in JAMB. My birthday was spent at that school pleading my case. I remember my dad being on his knees, asking them to reconsider.

@moemudi01 Frida kahlo II

Dear Nigerians: what is your Mexican name?

@Hon_aremo Gave some one suppositories, she asked me if she's to take it before food or after food?😔

Today in the clinic, a patient looked me dead in the eye and said: "Please don't give me any drug that will make me sleep. I have work." Fair enough. Then I checked his prescription... One of the drugs was supposed to be taken at NIGHT before bedtime. 😭 I explained it carefully and he nodded. Five minutes later, he asked: "So should I take it in the morning before going to work?" At that point I realized healthcare workers don't age because of workload... We age because of QUESTIONS. 😭 Clinic people, what's the wildest patient question you've ever heard?

@Lifeof_AG01 #892 Every month.. i wan mad

What’s the lowest salary you’ve ever earned per month?

@Aestheticsn1 400

Only sharp minds will spot the pattern 👀 Can you solve it?

@_Aria_2210 36

Only 0.0005% can guess the Answer. Are you the one??

@Elder_oloye @ST_E_A_DY It's clearly written

@KeneBonaventure @ST_E_A_DY Who paid this?

As a corper, wetin be the highest PPA allowance una don see before??

@IlesanmiEm85961 @Elder_oloye @ST_E_A_DY I know right? But then that's true.

@Elder_oloye @KeneBonaventure @ST_E_A_DY I can't believe this 😂

@Dada_Ayomide_O @mrbrighthub I have already..

@KeneBonaventure @mrbrighthub I can task on it Dm ?

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@Ayesha_diaries1 It's South Africa 🤣

Only smart ones will get this right

@OluchyyRaregem Bacteria Vaginosis

anytime a lady has sex with her man, her pvssy begins to have a nasty smell. what’s the cause?

@boye4christ2006 I can't understand why the minimum requirement for the office of the president should be O'level? Worse still the current president can't even provide it. I can remember when i wanted to do my documentation in federal hospital, I was asked to bring heaven and earth.

The President of 🇺🇸 United States attended: • Fordham University • University of Pennsylvania (Wharton) The Prime Minister of 🇬🇧 United Kingdom attended: • University of Leeds • University of Oxford The President of 🇫🇷 France attended: • Paris Nanterre University • Sciences Po • ENA The Chancellor of 🇩🇪 Germany attended: • University of Bonn The Prime Minister of 🇪🇸 Spain attended: • Complutense University of Madrid • IESE Business School The President of 🇿🇦 South Africa attended: • University of the North The President of 🇰🇪 Kenya attended: • University of Nairobi The President of 🇬🇭 Ghana attended: • University of Ghana • Moscow State University The President of 🇪🇬 Egypt attended: • Egyptian Military Academy The President of 🇳🇬 Nigeria attended: ????????

@Simply_Tessy Ave!

Tell me you’re Catholic without telling me you’re Catholic 😂 I’ll go first: “Lift up your heart” #CatholicTwitter

@Kollazie_ Worked there, na run i run🤣🤣

I wanna work at Evercare, Lekki.

@OloriOfOloris You guys don't get her point.. she's trying to butress a point where the medical teams in camp are called students when clearly everyone in camp are Corp members.

Classism ontop 200k salary is insane. All of us are corp members. Rest.

@rebirth658527 @Dr_Afo This is not a threat.. this is a strong Advice.

@Dr_Afo Enugu state doesn’t even pay at all. Please don’t come to Enugu if you did anything healthcare related for your own good.

NYSC is not fair at all. As I've always maintained, NYSC has long overstayed it's usefulness It needs to be scrapped off the face of the earth.

@LilyOnukwugha After i wrote this Exam, Powers left me😪

Na my set write this exam😭 Pharm/medicinal chemistry terrorized me.

@missireoluwa @orxsco It contains Sulfur, maybe she reacts to Sulfur

@orxsco I saw a video on tiktok today A girl used this same drug and it affected her She looks like a burn victim

A Nigerian will swear the antimalarial he used to TREAT his malaria didn’t work,until you ask which one he used. His response: Fansidar.