kennedy beam

POV: you just lost the sugar bowl

this week has really made me realize i’m actually the most loved person on the planet and i have the best people

I think i’m old cause i refuse to make a private snap story, just post that shit

This messy Trump-Musk breakup is truly the gayest thing about pride month

@jaystiltner62 you now love sabrina carpenter🤣

Fool me once i kill myself on the spot

hello sharks i am asking for a normal fucking day

Looking at a pair of jeans or shorts thinking “those are huge” and then they fit perfectly is HUMBLING

my life severely revolves around naps

mommy issues are worse than daddy issues and i’ll die on that hill

Trump honoring a child with brain cancer tonight and then leading a standing ovation for him while simultaneously eliminating all spending for child cancer research is a perfect encapsulation of MAGA morality.

Don’t kill yourself. Trump will die one day and you’re gonna wanna see that.

@megancurrence_ @jaystiltner62 he was like kenna give me your phone right now

@jaystiltner62 @Kenna_shae 😂😂😂😂 were you immediately like “oh no”

Dropping @Kenna_shae off at the airport, thinking she’s a fully grown adult and can handle this. Until we are 30 seconds from the airport and she hits me with “what’s a terminal?”

It’s now been 7 years and have yet to be on a bull someone with a bull plz text me

when I say I gotta skedaddle

“Stop bouncing your leg” girl, it’s either this or I start screaming