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His excellency Hon. Kalonzo Musyoka is in town ready for peacefull protest and public out cry for remembrances of the untimely events that happened 25th June 2024. Our son is here. Hio Tshirt ni kali #TikTok #25thJune2025

@JustFollowMe4mo @polo_kimanii Did you get another job out of bank industry? Is it a nice venture career ama nijigeuzie pia

@polo_kimanii Nikiwa Bank nikiona sura yako haikai pesa unatoa I was very careful sikupenda kesi za fraud because at long last nilikuwa najua bank itakugeuzia kwanza hawa watu wakifikiwa wanaambia mwenzake enda hapo eti yeye kuna cashier anatarget nilikuwa nakuambia hii yangu ikona shida

Yani someone withdrew 6 Billion to a private account? Six Billion? Na mimi siku Mchina aliniwekea 1 million KCB waliniitisha mpaka Birth certificate na KCPE certificate. Buana we cannot wait until 2027. We cant! There will be nothing left

@Kenyan_Mbogi @Ggkinyanjui @polo_kimanii Fb. Usimuonyeshe locals za keg kwanza afike Paris

@Ggkinyanjui @polo_kimanii Wee mzee😂😂. Tunakungoja hapa mirema inshallah🙏

Saa Tumeng’eng’ana tukapata angalau za kuhamia kilimani tutoke kasarani kwa walalahoi pro max,tunapata kilimani iligeuzwa kawangware. Buana some of us were just born unlucky. Lord give us strength as we look for more coins to move to Runda. Hii imeenda

@polo_kimanii Unasema curtains kwa mlango ni poverty na ndio nimemaliza kupewa number huku Eastleigh

Please ladies if you dont have a car dont bother to DM me. I have dealt with high value women before and my standards cannot go any lower. Also if you know you have a curtain on your door,avoid me too. Its giving poverty

@polo_kimanii Kula 130k hapo ndugu nikienda sana 135

I have seen so many women with a Nduthi like mine than I have seen men. I have decided that im going to sell it

@polo_kimanii Kama kuna mtu angekua amefanya food and beverages course and do something on water production hapa angekua ameua biashara ajab. Then there is you who did zoology to compete for jobs with Lutoe

You know in a country like Germany,or even the US, carpenters are big people driving big GMC cars with good homes. And they make very premium furniture. Huku kenya carpenter ndiye anatumika kama bad example of what children should not be. Perhaps its time we pumped more focus on these courses that actually matter. Theres alot of nonsense going on in kenyan universities. Your children have no business wasting four good years studying Journalism,na anga Tourism and Procurement. Akìrì Ùngui Mùtheri

@kichwa_ Ni mahali baridi na joto hua zinapigana munju ama screenshot.

Zero degrees means there is no temperature at all?

Algorithm ikikufikisha hapa just retweet. We shall never forget the June 25th Moments.😔💔

@polo_kimanii Unataka kueka 500 kwa gari inakunya 1 liter every 4.7kms?

Total kileleshwa have just told me that they have put a fueling limit of 1000kes for petrol. Hapa mambo inaenda kuharibika aki

@_James041 Viva laikipia University comrades, a comrade is always right

Laikipia University students had a very valid reason to bring Nyahururu - Nakuru Highway into a standstill. A student lost balance during a hiking incident, and when the other students called the school ambulance, The medical officer in charge kept on asking for the students' registration number and the ambulance driver kept on saying that he was in a holiday. The student died from excessive bleeding without medical attention. Sometimes comrades have to do what comrades have to do. During my days Chep Sacco hiked fare by only ten bob without a valid reason and they saw what Onyango One Touch saw at Namba Okana in 1902. University students must practice comradeship, And comradeship means, swinging into action when a comrade is intimidated. Viva Laikipia University comrades Viva ✊

@polo_kimanii As you age, the unnecessary things like coming home early and having family time starts making sense, while the things you saw necessary like clubbing became unnecessary. Its by nature rule

Na ukizeeka huwa unapata wisdom sana. Si mchezo. As you age most of the things you deemed necessary when you were young now become very unworthy of the effort you put. Na ndio maana mungu hawezi itikia tupite miaka 150,because everything in this world will bore you. Sasa kama sahii najaribu kuona umuhimu wa hii kitu tulikua tunaita bubbling naona hakuna. Bubbling ni hii msichana alikua anainama chini kama anaosha vyombo,alafu unakuja nyuma yake na bluetooth unataka kuconnect,lakini haiconnect juu hamko kinùi. Sasa hiyo ilikua inanisaidia na nini kusema ukweli. I dont even see the need of going to a kinyozi where women wear short skirts to entice you. What for? Kama sionji sioni haja. Wacha niende kwa wakihara ata kama ananukanga mdomo asubuhi akikupuliza kichwa unaskia kutabika. Age is wisdom buana

@Underscoreunsc0 @kafangi Why would you go to class at 6 ka we si wa huko like real😂😂

@KennedyKilonzi2 @kafangi Saa io ni six unaenda zile cat za 7🤦😂

The day my old mzee bought his first car was very funny, alikuja usiku sisi tunaskia pii pii kwa gate na ni usiku around 10 hapo tunashangaa rada nani huyo na huku hatuna gari, kwenda kufungua gate tukapata ni mzae na amejam juu hatufungui gate, mathee akamuuliza na hii gari ni ya nani mzae alisema I remember those words clearly hadi wa leo "naweza kuja na gari ya wenyewe huku hii masaa" that was my mzee saying amenunua gari

@MissGordons1 @Sp__ke_ Fb

@Sp__ke_ I don’t understand how she just went and chose those as furnitures for her house 😭😭

Jeneza mbili ni za nini kwa nyumba?

@wambuijoan2024 Who ever adviced her to snob and gaslight DJs was her enemy serving as a good person. That one was dumb asf

The Marakwet daughter celebrated her hit song Mali Safi Chito reaching 20 million views on YouTube; the song was released two years ago and brought her fame. After gaining popularity, she faced controversies, including accusations of attacking DJs for playing her song in mixes. This led to her experiencing isolation, with many artists and DJs snubbing her. Recently, she has struggled to reach the heights of her one hit song and now rarely hits 20k views on YouTube. She even released a song dedicated to the late MP Johana Ngeno, but it has also hit a wall.

@Petah01 @Becky29_ke Fb

@Becky29_ke DCI mole detected

Anyone here who knows how to create a US bank account kindly share the necessary steps. I am doing a certain low quality work and they pay in dollars, it's a us based company. Niliweka number ya mpesa as a payment method and boy! The tax is a lot.

@keskanana Unalala mpaka ukishuka town unapotea for 1 hour ukizunguka hujui uko wapi. After many mins of wandering unajipatanga umeingia office 10:30 masaa ya chai wanaona nikama umelate intentionally 😂😂

8-5 internship the first month nilikuwa nalala kwa mat almost nianguke Kwa njia, I had nightmares hadi naskia masauti za hiyo stapler kwa ndoto

@VincentMat56973 @Wuodnyakach_ Fb

@Wuodnyakach_ Awuoro😂😂😂

I was giving you hope

@kafangi Marriage may come and go, but death will always be there. Just make sure you have insured the person you are married to. How do you insure such? Just 3 or so goats, meet wazee and be blessed and when tragedies hit, hautaregret feeding their daughter. Didn't you not learn culture?

Juzi we were having hii conversation ya dowry with my bois, mmoja akasema ni vizuri uonyeshe your woman you're poor ndio akienda kwao aulizwe huyo bwanako unaona tukiweka dowry at 1M atalipa ama atahepa mbio, your woman knowing your pocket situation will say what is needed

@Motono__ @Beryl_angeline Khaii, Abegistan is weird 😂 fb ankoo

@Beryl_angeline Chairman wa abegistan twitter

Kama ulijoin hii app juzi huwezi jua this legend 😂

@KEVINLIBANEVANS @Thikapundit Weka dungaa😂😂

@Thikapundit 😂😂😂weka mawe

Bora usizoee mzee

@SharonW87314175 @polo_kimanii Toto lenye buruweins jameni 💯

@polo_kimanii Prados like the 80 series and 70 series are the undisputed beasts of off roading. Even UN still uses the 79 series in this modern day instead of 300 series. They were built for the tough work and they don't get tired.

Someone explain to me like I am Oscar Sudi the reason why Mzungus in kenya mostly prefer driving older Toyota prados and pajeros. Very few drive new cars,what do they know that we dont