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@ShadowofEzra What is more credible? The “makeup application soliloquy” or the “car park monologue?”

Elon Musk’s “baby mama” Ashley St. Clair is accusing Elon Musk of rigging the 2024 election using lasers, satellites, and space technology. She says she has a dead man’s switch if anything happens to her. “In October, Elon told me he was ready to release his ‘anomaly in the matrix.’” “He said he has 10K lasers in space,” referring to his satellites. “This is not a piece they’ll see on the chess board.”

@Fascinate_Hist Stunning! Do you know if it is restored or is it pre-revolutionary?

Gothic and Light are a perfect combination. The 13th-century Cathedral Basilica of Our Lady of Amiens in France.

@MarioNawfal So these aliens can fly their craft dozens if not 100s or thousands of light years but once in our atmosphere they have a propensity of crashing?

🇺🇸 A CIA physicist just put 4 alien species on the record. Dr. Hal Puthoff. 89 years old. Stanford-trained quantum physicist. Decades running classified programs for the CIA and NSA. He went on The Diary of a CEO this week and said the U.S. has recovered four distinct non-human species from crashed craft. No direct access, but he believes his sources. And his sources said 4. "People who have been involved in recoveries have said there are at least four types. 4 separate types." His colleague Dr. Eric Davis named them. Grays, Nordics, Insectoids, Reptilians. All humanoid. All pulled from wreckage. All held inside a program that ran 80 years outside congressional and White House oversight. Dan Farah spent years interviewing crash retrieval insiders for his documentary. One source agreed to go on camera, then pulled out days before filming. The message he sent said participating would cost him his life. Rubio confirmed on record that the government holds evidence of non-human intelligent life. David Grusch, former Air Force Intelligence officer and UAP Task Force member, testified under oath before Congress that the U.S. holds "non-human biologics" recovered from crashed craft. A former UAP Task Force director says he saw non-human beings with his own eyes. The cover is coming off. Slowly. Source: NYP

@shannonsharpeee Swap LeBron and Shaq it’s just about right.

Skip bayless top 10 NBA players All-Time

@sarahtiana Martin Sheen gives a great interview story of going to the premier of Gettysburg and some guy behind him has a running commentary of all the troop movements at the battle. Sheen turns around to tell him to shut up before realizing it was Turner, who produced the film!

Some of the best years of my life as a Braves fan were because of this man. I’m truly heartbroken to hear of his passing. A truly generous man. A pure environmentalist. And an exceptional visionary of media. I will miss him so much. RIP Ted Turner.

@Crypsis12 @ComfortablySmug The “I would trade the three of you [staffers] for a bottle of water!” crack still brings me laughter.

Think Amy is eating her salad with a comb, while trying to hang on tight to the Minnesota money pit. @ComfortablySmug

@Yankees Well it’s one louder? Isn’t it?

Turn it up to 11. #RepBX

@danmmeyer @RonDeSantis Love The Sandlot, but it is a movie about coming of age, not baseball. The kids spend more time goofing around together and trying to get ball back than playing baseball. The Sandlot is about baseball the same way Stand By Me is about hiking.

@RonDeSantis Ron, gotta disagree here. Sandlot is the best baseball movie

Major League.

@RonDeSantis Love The Sandlot, but it is a movie about coming of age, not baseball. The kids spend more time goofing around together and trying to get ball back than playing baseball. The Sandlot is about baseball the same way Stand By Me is about hiking.

I like Sandlot but I’d rank it behind: Major League, the Natural, Field of Dreams, Bull Durham, Damn Yankees, Moneyball, Pride of the Yankees, 61*, 42, Eight Men Out, Bad News Bears

@MrBeast @OGsDontFold Not taking this joke for granite.

@OGsDontFold Dwayne

Gun pointed at your head, name a rock

@Lord_Talbot64 In memory of Norm, “For those in the audience who notice the numbers don’t add up… it’s cause a woman did the math.”

How is 34 more than 44.8?

@ImMeme0 I feel confident enough to say I would hate to have either of these guys as neighbors. As a poor, though, it won’t ever be my problem.

🚨BREAKING: Side-by-side footage obtained by TMZ, along with Alan Ritchson’s own video, shows the moments leading up to his altercation with neighbor Ronnie Taylor. In the footage, Taylor stops Ritchson to address concerns about reckless driving through the neighborhood with his sons. When Ritchson then revs his bike toward Taylor, the situation escalates, and Taylor can be seen pushing him. The two exchange words, after which the actor proceeds to assault Taylor while Ritchson’s sons watch just feet away. After the altercation, the actor and his sons drive away. The footage also shows that neither Ritchson’s bike nor his sons’ bikes had license plates. According to reports, his sons are underage to obtain motorcycle licenses. Not only were they not supposed to ride these bikes according to the law, but they were also speeding through a residential neighborhood.

@S___Elliott Slumdog Millionaire…. Q&A was a dark revenge tale where the protagonist is planning on assassinating the host due to him abusing women.

Movies are that are better than the book: No Country For Old Men Goodfellas The Godfather Strangers On A Train

@HawkEmDownChris Eric Davis

Name an athlete you wish had a fully healthy career. I’ll start: Derrick Rose.

@fandompulse The number one convention he is defying is finishing the series.

George R.R. Martin on whether he is deliberately defying the conventions and assumptions of neo-Tolkienian Fantasy with Game of Thrones: "Guilty as charged. The battle between good and evil is a legitimate theme for a Fantasy (or for any work of fiction, for that matter), but in real life that battle is fought chiefly in the individual human heart. Too many contemporary Fantasies take the easy way out by externalizing the struggle, so the heroic protagonists need only smite the evil minions of the dark power to win the day. And you can tell the evil minions, because they're inevitably ugly and they all wear black. I wanted to stand much of that on its head. In real life, the hardest aspect of the battle between good and evil is determining which is which." Is this a good thing?

@HawkEmDownChris George Brett

Age yourself by naming an MLB third baseman you grew up watching. I’ll start: Chipper Jones.

@AlTheBoss03 I was too young to appreciate the rarity until almost the very end, but Alan Trammell and Lou Whitaker. 20 and 19 years respectively filling in middle infield for the Tigers.

Name a player — not named Derek Jeter or Cal Ripken Jr. — that you respect the most for staying loyal to one team for their entire career. In an era of constant movement, those guys are rare. Who’s your pick? 👇⚾ Bonus points if you watched them their whole career.

@sciencegirl Myst. And Tie Fighter! Age of Empires and StarCraft.

For those who used a computer between 1995 and 2001, what's the computer game from that time that sticks with you the most, and why

@mrmikeMTL Asparagus

If you grew up in a “vegetables at every meal” household….what did you eat with spaghetti?

@TheStingisBack There are no photos of Chuck Norris swimming with sharks cause when Chuck gets in the ocean the sharks get out.

Chuck Norris is 86 today! We’ve all seen legendary Chuck Norris moments, but peak Chuck is Chuck telling a Chuck Norris joke in Expendables 2. 🤣 Make Chuck’s day: drop your best Chuck Norris joke.