Kenneth Patten

@akafaceUS US catalogs

These individuals are members of a Mexican drug cartel, outfitted with sophisticated weapons and tactical gear that resemble, and appear more advanced than, standard military equipment used by the U.S. armed forces. How do they even get this equipment?

@BannedSubvet @VigilDefender @TaraBull @grok Wtf is a pelvic device? We're not getting anywhere here.

@VigilDefender @TaraBull @grok @grok this is Libdo.world on Instagram. She’s demonstrating a pelvic exercise. The protrusion from her leggings is the pelvic device she uses during her exercise.

Genuine question, what is that?

@Samsung quit turning the facking watch 7 on when I just want to charge it. Its my facking watch I paid for. I want it turned off. Keep it off. Before I shove this thing up your Wang done chinco a$$es. If we buy your sh!t facking products. Then they belong to us. I want an answer

@MbarkCherguia Bith found out

Is Homie wrong for hitting her back?

@MikeBales In Switzerland it is called an "Englander"

My wife would call it the Doohicky.

@JdubAndrew @eevblog That mF'r 😃

@eevblog One on the left seems to have started leaking.

What can I do with these?

@lippyent At least $20.00

Hmm 😒 🤔?¿

@Matt_Pinner Jai ali

This is hard

@oelma__ Ear infection

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@chefsevenn Neither, fool. Its got potatoes in it. Maybe some Wonderbread to sop upstream rest of the gravy.

Would you eat it with rice or noodles?

@akafaceUS They obviously didn't like whatever was printed on his Tshirt

This has to be the worst 12 hour flight ever.. What are you doing in this situation?

@CNviolations Black gold, Texas tea.

Caption this.

@ac_mist_ @lady_valor_07 Damn skrait

Apparently if you’re right-brained you see a rabbit, if you’re left-brained you see a turtle. What do you see

@lady_valor_07 Godzira

@Bairdric1 That's 40% fool. I always tip generously, but demanding 40% of what the whole restaurant charges for just one staffer is insane. Go learn a trade and pay some taxes.

Working class people going out for a nice meal shouldn’t have to pay the wages of the other working class people serving them. Thats the owners responsibility of the restaurant owner. The rest of the world manages it. Maybe you Yanks are wrong?

@UPS you are a bunch of cock-suckers

@itsme_urstruly Empy coke bottles and mowing lawns financed Este's rockets and arcades.

What is it?

@locust9 But ain't nobody on Mars. At least on the Moon you could steal the one Moon rover. Mann, ain't no cars on Mars. Pbbbsbsst

Imagine a game like GTA but it happens on Mars bro

@KimsSporty @BasilTheGreat I some countries, you stan on the right, and walk past on the left. Sometimes there are even little feet painted on the steps to make this clear. So, not always.

@BasilTheGreat Technically you're supposed to step on the escalator and stay on your step until it reaches the top. I know he's being facetious in this clip but he's not doing anything wrong. Maybe he's just tired of being pushed by people on the escalator while passing him?

I feel tired just watching this clip. The fatigue is real.

@BasilTheGreat Punch a bith in the head. He ain't even looking.