Kerry Payne

I’m only here for the #Frozenplanet tweets

@MitchKinney Weird seeing her with all that makeup on too 😳

Judith Collins is a strange colour this evening.

@FoxyLustyGrover It was never in question.

Can we all just agree that Mike Hosking is a dick?

@NewshubNZ disappointed in your coverage of a captive dolphin this evening without remarking on the fact that dolphins should be in the ocean instead of a pool :(

@timbarnaby I reckon it must be, never admit anything! 😳

If you haven’t posted on Twitter for years, is it a bit like forgetting your neighbours name, a little embarrassing to admit it to their face?

@mybridgepoint I'm trying to find out about an App called 'Clevermind' from 2013 that you helped with. There is a huge need for this kind of thing still. #Alzheimers Any info?

@baraGodzilla My response to that Ad - you are fcking kidding me!

This man's name is Ross Smith. He works for the "Classic Motorcycle Shop" in Mt Maunganui. Misogynists like this man must be exposed. Boycott this shit. #nzpol

Poor angry little man, one to avoid if you find yourself in Mt Maunganui.

@NewshubNZ wtf is up with the new weather map and temps, bring back the map with places and bugger off with your list of place names!

#songoftheday I’ve got ham but I’m not a hamster. youtu.be/kntawlgAonA

#songoftheday youtu.be/NVFbNYNPbUY

#songoftheday youtu.be/iHeKIkYNCfw

Every morning I wake with music in my head, sometimes I can even work out what it is. Sometimes it’s epic, other times it’s Rick Astley. Today it was youtu.be/wJzNZ1c5C9c #songoftheday

I don’t have the ability to interpret the global historical climate data myself. So I can either believe the vast majority of scientists (including 100% of the scientists I know personally), or I can believe in a vast conspiracy of nefarious hippies. 🤷‍♂️

Old news to some but it freaked me out! thespinoff.co.nz/media/11-10-20…

@Spudooli Yeah right 👀

@KerryPayne Yay. Welcome back. We patiently been sitting here waiting for you

Hey twitter, I'm BAAACCCK!!

To all the Real Women our there 🙂 @ Mission Bay, New Zealand instagram.com/p/ByHgiEnBh6g/…